The Dumbest Dhar Mann Video to Date

Guys, we are reaching new heights. Today, we will look at what might seriously be the dumbest plot I have ever seen in a Dhar Mann video. Buckle up.

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[SuperStarLion]

nah dhar man really thought he was james bond

[its.kenzie.]

we're not just telling stories, we're promoting dangerous crimes to children

[gameface]

You straight up killed me when you were talking about them talking at full volume and shuffling around with a deer patiently waiting to get shot nearby.

[gregbrown]

For a split second, I honestly thought that when Gage took his mask off at the end of the video, it would actually be the therapist, and he would say some nonsense like "See Jax! You're doing it! You're using your empathy!"

[BartSimpson-lrvz]

Dhar Mann did a video on his bonus channel that really missed me off. This girls parents were getting divorced, and another girl was bullying her for it. She pushed the bully out of her chair, and she got in trouble. The parents were like: "On no, she's acting out because of our divorce." No, she wasn't acting out, she was standing up for herself. But Dharr Mann seems to be too clueless to understand what happens in his own videos.

[pokeli]

We're not just telling violent stories, we're teaching kids to live criminal lives.

[AWasteOfYourTime]

"We aren't just telling stories. We are shamelessly ripping off bigger and better media's"-Dhar Mann

[pzza.]

they aren't even trying to make real stories, they're just going for as much money as possible

[silenttera]

Here's a Dorkman top tip: You get caught in a criminal activity and want a "get out of jail free" card, have a child with "cancer."

[TheTrueHh]

August missed the opportunity to say "have you ever wanted to watch a remake of breaking bad, but it's just bad. No breaking"

[raythepretentiousnerd]

Dhar Mann will always outdo himself in terms of making absolutely horrible videos it’s nothin’ new.

[CodyIsAGremlin]

Dhar Mann is so kid friendly! So many guns, kidnapping and other scary realistic situation! Perfect for the kids :D

[ThePopo]

I remember watching this movie when I was a kid... It was about a little boy with a brain tumor who loved cowboy stories, and when he fainted one day his dad decided to grant his son's dying wish by pretending they were cowboys and taking him with him on a bank heist and they met an actual criminal who helped them along the way and stuff, and they get chased by the cops all over the country.


Spoiler alert: it does NOT have a Dhar Mann ending.

Edit: it's called The Cactus Kid (2000)

[gijoemasters]

I love how Richard didn't want to press charges or anything but you know for a fact that Jax's buddies ratted on him about everything else for a reduced sentence. "Will you still take me to Harry Potter land?" "Yes son, when I get out of prison in 40 years."

[badernotgaming]

3:47 yeah that seems very digital circusy yk?

[Babyrang]

Watching Dhar man videos must feel like torture, rip Augusts sanity

[Kardruler]

The change of content for dhaar mann has to be some of the most dramatic I’ve ever seen on YouTube.

[ChickenNuggetManCNM]

6:01 That is the most emotion I have ever heard in August's voice

[jaxbartlett]

3:47 “Have you ever meet a guy named Jax?”

Ouch

[Tragic_TV]

I want to believe that there is an alternate universe where Dhar Man straight up recreates literal live leak footage and then has the ending be like "don't judge a book by its cover"