I Have a Confession to Make...

This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.

[philaug]

Mark to Alex: "I have been... dishonest about my diet"
Alex seeing this before preparing his next training: *So you have chosen death*

[dogemcdogeface]

“There’s nothing wrong eating this much poptarts right?”

Hospital : yeah, about that..

[djredduck]

unus annus: "dont tell amy!"

markiplier: "dont tell alex!"

[SgtShadowCow]

Markiplier: "Sponsor me or else!"
Mark: "im on a diet i cant eat these, my trainer is going to kill me"
Also Mark: *continues to eat expired pop tarts*

[mercscar]

"They're all expired"

To be fair, there's probably enough preservatives in those things to mummify a small dog.

[acutabovetherestIX]

November 2019: Don’t tell Amy
November 2020: Don’t tell Alex

[nathangraves]

The longer Mark's hair gets, the stronger his chaotic energy grows.

[Firestar]

"Ate 16, 000 calories worth of poptarts..."
Alex: " . . . " **loads burpie gun, with malicious intent**

[bloodyvalentine]

This aged terribly within three days...
Please help the cat is laying next to me and I can't get up in fear she'll be sad

[ryleh_horror]

Mark: eats a bunch of expired poptarts
His Intestines: " And I took that personally"

[pastelrainbowsd]

Mark: “I feel bad...like physically”
Marks guts: you have no idea

[noelledenisematias]

Mark's face when he notices that Amy arrived was priceless 😂

[SquidLordXD]

Mark: Amy will kill me
Amy: **Walks in the house**
Mark: **Mental breakdown**

[pileosalt]

I can’t tell if Unus Annus has really taken a toll on Mark’s sanity or if it’s just Mark

[RageCannon-tfob]

Mark's channel now is just a documentary of a man slowly growing more insane every day. And I love it.

[connormurphy]

As someone who works over night at a grocery store to stock shelves, these boxes the ones we order to stock with lol
Also! The box at 5:00 is likely taped cause the top popped open before they packaged it into the larger box to ship. It happens sometimes cause the poptart boxes are flimsy, we get taped ones every now and then too lmao

[Snorlax]

Mark and Ethan: *deletes Unus Annus*

Ethan: *takes the aftermath well*

Mark: *stress eats poptarts*

[tjtiffles]

Mark trying to cancel all the food companies that won’t sponsor him is actually the best

[ONE-vtfz]

“This was a confession-“
Skips ahead
“UNFROZTED BLUEBERRY POPTARTS”

[mavisrose]

Mark is like a dissapointed mother and an energetic dramatic father. But that's one of the best things about him.