15 Of the Best 'Foot In Ass' Quotes From 'That 70's Show'

Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 15 of the Best "Foot in Ass" Quotes From "That 70's Show." We may be biased, but we love this show. It's given us so many quotable lines and memorable characters. And one of them is America's favorite hardass, Red Forman, whose must famous for finding new ways to threaten his son with the classic, "Foot in Ass." So we put together our favorites right here just for you!

Did we miss your favorite quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!

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[tvdk]

The innocent way he says "and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass" always gets me😂😂

[kingMadnus]

I love that when he sees that he’s pissed off Kitty to the point where she’s ready to put foot an ass he’s smart enough to shut up lol

[Interestingenough]

And about 20 years later, Eric used the foot in ass threat against his rebellious daughter, much to Kitty's shock and Red's joy.

[pongr]

and one of my all time favorites: "My foot is shaking so much, it want to kick his ass so bad"

[MAGAWITCH]

Kitty doing the line and the look on Red's face was amazing

[aceundead]

I always forget the Kitty "foot in your ass" moment. That kills everytime

[EmpressSectonia]

Kitty deserved the number 1 spot because I think it was the only one she got.

[ManMonkey]

One of the best and truest ones is when Kitty asks Red "Why are you so hard on Eric?". And Red replies "The world is a cold hard place. You drop your guard for one second...and it will kick you right in the ass". So fucking true. And a reason I am glad I had a Mom a lot like Red.

[elisebowekaty]

Red is savage & burned his foot up their asses. Lmao!! 🤣🤣😅

[thatgirlshae]

The Kitty line tho 😂😂. Also when Eric and Red had to imitate each other.
Eric imitating Red: “I was I were an octopus…… so I can put eight feet in eight different a***s” 😂😂😂

[ShyGuy]

*Hypothetical Bowling Alley Scene*

(Red throws the ball but makes a 7/10 split.)
Red: Damn!
Bob: Too bad you can’t bowl lucky strikes like me, Red. I guess it’s true when they say sporting ability does go down with age. That, or it could be that bad foot of yours.
Red: Bob, how would you like my bad foot to bowl a lucky strike in your ass?

[MisterMalleable]

You should make one of the best times Hank Hill said he’d kick someone’s ass

[PapaLobo]

Hyde: “Did you ever actually do that with your foot?
Red: “Once, on Iwo Jima……….I can’t talk about it.”

[my_MillenniumFalcon]

I can seriously imagine Clarence speaking like that, in an alternate Robocop universe… 😂

[oneminutewonder]

Can't wait for the first foot in ass joke of the 90's.

[heathermetz]

2:21 “Yeah. I can do that too!” Love 💕 Kitty.

[SC]

The "2000 feet" one permanently lives in my head.

[JD-wmuv]

I like the episode when Red first combines dumb + ass together 😂

[rayjenkins]

How did you forget, “How about you use your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?”

[aeplusjay]

Wow I am so early, Red still has hair on his head