It all started on the day of my birth...

...

[iKillerZombie]

If you think your parents are bad then just remember that Doof's parents literally defied the laws of physics, nature and reality just so they could avoid his birth

[Theth]

I love how the universe will break its own laws of physics JUST to make Doofenshmirtz's life even worse

[powerbroc]

Who knew hatred could break the laws of biology.

[thedopeman]

Nobody:

Americas got talent contestants:

[therainbowcupcakerystudios]

Fun fact: if Dr. Doofenshmirtz was on any talent show, he would instantly win without needing to do anything.

[marblebongos]

This is one of the most depressing things I've ever heard in a backstory

[BlackFlash]

Parents: You don't have a birthday. You just *happened.*

[metalslug]

I'd like to think doofenschmirtz materialized out of thin air on the bed and the nurse came in equally as flabbergasted as us.

[NevanSlone]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this. That describes the perfect level of a shitty life

[mida]

The first time I saw that scene, I spat everywhere and couldn't breathe for about 5 minutes how hard I was laughing. By far the funniest scene in that show, ever!

[blueteller]

Waaaait.... something doesn't make sense here... (squints intensely)
A-ha! I got it! Doof has a ribbon in his hair! How can a baby be born with a ribbon?!

[rishabhranjan]

I barely remember what happened yesterday and doofboy here remembers that his own parents failed to show up for his birth..

[darrenm.]

This is one of my favorite jokes from the series

[cookiecreeperplayz]

Actually doctor doofenshmirtz could have actually been born through a surrogate so this is technically possible lmao.

[bananerbug]

The nurse is the only person who felt sympathy for doofenshmirtz his whole life

[thingsareabouttogetgrusome]

Imagine being an omnipotent god and breaking the laws of physics, biology and chemistry just to make the one dudes life worse

[unixerse]

HOLD ON A SECOND THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE








HOW DID DOOFENSHMIRTZ REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENDED WHEN HE WAS BORN I BARELY REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS 1

[satansboy]

Lol it makes no sense why are there no flowers in the vase???

[mobster]

"Both of my parents failed to show up" Just think about that for a sec

[Sunspot]

That day was so traumatic, the memory stuck with him.