If Every Movie Was For Little Kids

Same thing pretty much

[stephaniewoodward]

If every movie was for little kids, imagine how South Park bigger, longer, & uncut would be.

[ngprentee]

imagine John wick made for kids lmao

*snaps neck but in a kid friendly way*

[bloxinate]

BRO THE NOTORIOUS NUCLEAR NUISANCES OF NAGASAKI HAD ME DYING 💀def one of your funniest videos

[estebanyt]

Particle accelerator sounds like a actual attack.

[spl_]

I still remember when Fat Man killed Oppenheimer’s wife while laughing at her. Truly a sadistic villain😢😢

[vvvd]

it should also play Gangnam Style for the “op op oppenheimer”

[Boss_Isaac]

The old timey sound efects for the punches were gold! XD

[askenneddy]

“Hey wait there’s a post-credit scene where are you go-“ lmao

[briyuu]

The Pearl Harbor joke was crazy but funny still

[NotMichael]

They both have very explosive personalities 😀

[SomeGrunt]

The Notorius Nuclear Nuisances of Nagasaki sounds like a Heavy Metal band, and I'd listen to it.

[kevingomez]

I still remember when Oppenheimer said "It's Oppenheiming time" like truly the best moment in cinematic history

[Flying_Ninja]

the fact that the bombs were actually named “little boy” and “fat man” makes this even funnier

edit: please leave me alone i made this comment 10 months ago and my sense of humor has changed since then stop commenting please

[HorribleMapping.mp]

"It is I, fat man! Along with my sidekick, little boy!"
"And together we are the Notorious Nuclear Nuisances of Nagasaki!"
That caught me off guard 💀

[szvys]

0:37 "Pearl Harbor Haymaker" 💀💀💀

[hexaful]

I am completely speechless but at the same time I’m laughing at this

[JoeyZHorror]

If classic horror movies were made for little kids.
JAWS: The shark is defeated by the friendship bond of the main trio
The Shining: The tale between a little boy with mind reading powers and his imaginary friend
Final Destination: Everyone gets a bad case of bad luck
The Thing: A little alien sneaks into a facility and avoids trying to get caught by the workers
Child's Play: A little boy gets a new doll who can talk!
The Exorcist: A girl gets sick and turns out to be mind controlled!
Misery: A man finds common grounds with a nurse and they become a friendly duo
Cube: Friends must work together to escape a giant Rubix cube
Re-Animator: A doctor finds out how to revive humans and also pets
Pet Sematary: A father finds out how to revive pets and also humans
Cujo: Doggy gets adopted and must learn to behave around people
Evil Dead: Friends find cool magic from books
Suspiria: This German ballet school has special secrets
The Sixth Sense: Kid befriends spirits

(Honorable Mention
The Good Son 1993 will basically just be Home Alone but with another kid who's worried about Kevin going overboard with traps)

[pieseł]

0:20 this is one of your best jokes ngl

[twocoolio]

Now you need to do if every movie was for adults

[KodyCrimson]

Okay but "Particle Accelerator" as a move for a nuclear-based superbeing is kinda raw.