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[Unperishable_sadly]

Part two:
Barney: Ted's having gay dreams about me.
Marshall: And by me, he means M-E Marshall Eriksen.
Star of Ted's gay dreams.

[leonardgiller]

We need a part two, and
"Just whip him, Ted, don't even aim, just whip him"
...
"Its just the whip is not a toy, Ted, there's such a thing called common sense"
has to be in there

[KingExituS]

If the humanity is about to fall to the machines, Marshall Eriksen is our only hope to save the world!

[srimangoel]

The fish jokes are next level...

"A trout with a daughter has one job... ONE JOB!
To keep her off the fishing pole!"

(Voice from the audience): "You suck!"

Marshall (disappointed): "Lily...?"

[jonathand]

*"Ted do you have a phone book?"*
*"TANTRUM!!"*
500 MILES
"I can walk that far"
"My goal is to eventually say things are are so sassy and wise, that there is no possible response other than ‘mm’ or ‘mhmm.’ And if this is a place where we can share our dreams, I like to think that it is, I hope, someday, to earn a ‘testify'…"
*"Noo! Not like this!"*
"This is Rex..."
"I dance more than you know"
*"NOT GOOD ENOUGH"*
"You have a teacup pig??!"
"Brad do you like brunch?"
"Thank you sister. Somebody needs to get this lady's mind a rear view mirror, because she is thinking in reverse"
"Um can somebody get this lady a storefront cause she needs to mind her own business mmmkay"

[moonlightcaroline]

"Not one more thing that might embarrass her. I will simply stand here. Perfectly invisible." Then skittles are falling out of his suit.

[zeynepavsar]

Ive seen so many things that human eye shouldnt see but that man, Beercules, oh boy, does he scare me

[sammenhinick]

“I’ll end up working at a Taco Bell somewhere and nobody wants that! Except maybe you guys want that, cus you’d get free tacos. Cus you’re my peeps. But right now, I need all of you to CALM DOWN!
heLLö?

[sammenhinick]

Please do a compilation every time that ominous piano music plays
E.g “Death is all round us”

[sammenhinick]

Please do a compilation of every time a character shortens a word for comedic effect
“BTDubbs you did not over sell the eggs benny”
“How are you gonna provide for the lil kid’s fuootch?”
“Rocked a 60 minute deep-tish”

[griffinhays]

"I'm pretty sure if these contracts aren't executed precisely, we will be at war with Portugal"

[gigi.l]

Day 42 of telling Oscar that I love him more than I love Marshall
Btw if anyone cares, today is my birthday and this video is the best present ever :)

[chrischan]

“Baby come... papa gonna be am I... hospital must we get now!”

[killer]

I think a video of marshall and his charts would be cool

[meganpinedapelayo]

It’s amazing that a sibling HIMYM-related channel (Relique Oz) is in this video.

[akshatprakash]

Marshall: "I want a ballroom and I want a band and I want shoes. I've been dreaming about this day since I was like-"
Lily: "A little girl?"

[leventepeter]

0:33 I actually watched that episode after a eating a big fat sandwitch (if u know what I mean) and I could literally taste that burger

[ivanchoz]

"The Grim reaper beckons. I feel his icy grip around my throat. The breath of his hounds at my heels. The unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe on my chamber door.
And you, with your blithe request you only hasten his inevitable triumph. Is that what you desire?"

[periwomack]

Oh yess this is what I’ve been waiting for

[mauriciosilva]

*Marshall hits gong*

-Young man, that gong is a five hundred year old relic, that hasn't been struck since W.S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of the Mikado in 1885

Marshall: His wife is a five hundred year old relic, that hasn't been struck since W.S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of the Mikado in 1885
*high five with Lily*