MANCHESTER UNITED ARE SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE NOW

close to the new year and man united is giving its fans absolutely no joy as per usual

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Inside INEOS’ first year at Manchester United: Ruthless cost-cutting, hiring and firing - Laurie Whitwell and Adam Crafton

[bababababababa]

Manchester is still red and blue. It’s just that the red is for Salford City and the blue is for Oldham Athletic 😂

[tombo]

Garnacho should have never scored that bicycle kick. Ever since that one amazing goal he seems to think he’s the next CR7

[VictorMontel]

Don't forget that Old Trafford has become a rat infested waterfall

[tylerfoster]

Man United are so bad they taught me that scoring from a corner has a term💀

[Harun-hrem]

United bringing in a new Manager is like those girls who say : "i can fix him" even tho 3 of his last girlfriend mysteriusly died

[imabitmid]

respect for bruno for looking after the people who work tirelessly behind the scenes

[Darioo_]

Cutting costs by removing funding for ex-players who couldn't even afford their funeral or basic things to live is downright evil

[TheCommentor-]

I think Ronaldo put it best recently:

"I always give this example... it's like an aquarium. If you have the fish inside and he's sick and you take him out and you fix the problem and you put him again in an aquarium you will be sick again. The problem of Manchester United is the same. The problem is not always the coach. It's much more than that."

[jeweljewel]

It's worse now because Amorim's system CLEARLY exposed the average/overrated players...

[mikeoxlong]

Bro didn’t even mention the stadium having a two star rating due to a mice infestation

[draigon]

I do a lot of volunteer work for my local 2nd division club. We aren’t financially well off but my club does a LOT of good things for the city and for disabled people. And WOW we even had a big Christmas dinner with the leadership team, great food, and a little gift bag for every volunteer and full time worker.
we have an amazing atmosphere and I can’t even BEGIN to imagine what they are doing at ManU without it

[OfficialSatelliteMan]

One of United’s biggest problems - which directly leads to the egos - is the fan’s messiah-creating complex.

A player goes on a run of form? New savior. New buyer/investor? New savior. Expensive signing? New savior. Youth player breaks through? New savior. New promising manager from abroad? New savior. Player scores a world class goal? New savior. Player scores on their debut? New savior.

It literally been happening for a decade. No other club has this problem, particularly to the degree of Manchester United.

[Stealthassin]

The Yakuza side quest music on a Manchester United video is hilarious because it feels like Kiryu would run into a side quest in a Yakuza game where he'd have to become the manager of United for a matchday because Amorim were kidnapped by Manchester United fans for poor performance.

[luizm-st]

Man Utd looks like its being run by a mid-table brazilian Série A club. As a brazilian, I can confirm.

[karnisgodspeedruns]

Ratcliffe cut costs more than David Cameron did with Austerity

[hanyun]

It’s hilarious United extended Ten Hag’s contract this year for winning the FA Cup, when they sacked Van Gaal for the exact same thing 8 years ago 2 days after the final to bring in Mourinho

[Slipk]

Imagine raising ticket prices to display those shameful performances on the pitch
It's almost like they really want people to not attend the games
(Not to mention the mice infestation they got going on in the stadium... Pathetic)

[Lys_Mykytah]

The club as a whole need to accept they are very average nowadays. They should let that sink in. They should get really angry because of this fact and start working from there. Without it nothing's gonna help and the cycle is going to repeat forever.

[matheusfiorelli]

as a Liverpool fan, seing United fall from grace puts a smile on my face :V (except the employees getting f*cked by the owner, those were such a dick move everyone got pissed :/)

[danielmcgrath]

Ronaldos ENTIRE gimmick is "Work hard, train hard" Ronaldo has an ego AND a strong mindset, and now hes the 2nd greatest player ever. Garnacho has Ronaldo AND Messi as teammates and decided to only take the bad traits 😭😭