VDV song (Updated)

they did a small oopsie

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[EmptBotl]

"in the afterlife i meet fallschrimjägers" is such a good line holy

[oam]

“Babe, it’s 4pm, time for your 5th unsupported suicidal airdrop into contested airspace!”

“Yes, Mr. President…”

[gingerlicious]

See, what y'all don't get is when the guy in the actual song asks "how many victories?" he wasn't saying it rhetorically.

[ymirtheprimordial]

Turns out fistpumps and backflips were less useful then expected against heavy armor counter attacks.

[Ahrixvn]

Rare footage of critically endangered species

[vulpesinculta]

The first high ranking Russian officer to get whacked was a VDV general, this is just too hilarious

[mr.nemesis]

The C in VDV stands for competent commanders.

[kamomohilda]

"Sir, what is the code name of this mission?"
"Operation Market Garden."

[naitruan]

Little known fact: The VDV has the world's best divers. Plunged into the Black Sea of Odessa over 4 weeks ago, and they're still holding their breath!

[Blazerri]

It appears that VDV are better performing circus tricks and stunts than being elite para forces

[AlexanderRM]

The Ukrainian army probably has enough captured VDV uniforms now they could make their own version of this video.

[vintilovwhitefox]

"Why do you need supplies and air support when you know martial arts and have a neat song ?"-VDV

[TuorTheBlessedOfUlmo]

"200 men on a one way trip" he's no idea how accurate that turned out to be

[freerbx]

0:51 This line is perfect. Not only are the supposed english lyrics a bop and it's a great standalone line, but the russian audio both rhymes with itself and sounds similar to the english lyric if it was sung in the same tone. This is literal art.

[lucasrodillo]

I don't usually laugh, even when I find them funny.

"SEAD guitar solo" made me laugh out loud

[baggingfritz]

You know, there's something VDV can do but other airborne brigades can't – missing a fucking city.

[HyperboreanStruggler]

Russia will literally and unironically never recover from this blunder.

[wizardofoz]

The VDV was not defeated in Ukraine. They just retreated into bodybags.

[averyhandsomechilean]

NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHOOT DOWN OUR TRANSPORT PLANE. CANT YOU SEE THE MANLY SONG WE DID

[internetstrangerstrangerofweb]

0:40 “VDV! Super soldier skill! Our unit’s general the first to be killed!”