JJ Abrams Directing Superman and Green Lantern

JJ Abrams (Jar Jar Abrams to us here) will be directing Superman and Green Lantern according to Cosmic Book News and We Got This Covered. Looks like there are still franchises to destroy.
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[everscifi]

JJ is a plague upon all of the entertainment we treasure

[AlexsArrowCave]

So if a younger dude gets casted as Superman, then Wonder Woman really would be working with children. Damn you Jar Jar Abrams

[spookeasy]

More like Green Lens-flare
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[rev]

JJ Abrams being involved in any capacity with a project is an automatic pass from me. I won't waste another second of my life on his work.

[Returns]

Abrams will probably have Superman come to Earth as a baby inside a mystery box

[lukeskywalker]

I am become JJ, destroyer of franchises.

[disruptive_innovator]

STAR TREK: a desecrated corpse.
STAR WARS: on fire.
JJ: That's a nice DCEU you've got there, it'd be a shame if anything happened to it.

[Alastor]

Me: “Well MCU seems to be on the road to ruin... maybe it’s DC’s time to shine. They seem to be on the right tra—“
DC: “We just hired JJ Abrams to direct Superman and Green Lantern”
Me: “You stupid motherfu—!!”

[TortureVisionTV]

"We are the Abrams-Borg. All franchises will be assimilated."

[SonSunSyc]

You misread the line “get things right” as “get the rights” at 4:28.

[ChildOfTheFlower]

Well RIP DCEU and they were just getting their footing

[BaoNguyen-bhrk]

It makes sense now. JJ's wife took out the competition and JJ just saunters in.

[WotanCatro]

I'm beginning to suspect that J.J. is a franchise serial killer: Star Trek, Star Wars, etc.

[AccordingtoChristie]

WTF?? Jar jar will just ruin another franchise.

[tonybp]

Does JJ knows the dark secrets of Hollywood moguls or is he a high priest of some kind in that place of debauchery?

[TheLethargicSloth]

So basically Taylor Lautner will be cast as Superman....then JJ makes them "woke" so all those Edward/Jacob love conspiracies can come full circle...

[TomJones-uwbf]

After Man of Steel, the way Henry Cavill's Superman has been handled is just a travesty. He is very good in the role, and a Superman sequel should have been released by now.

[genebaker]

I'm predicting that Superman and Green Lantern characterizations will be switched or they will be deadbeat losers in order to push diversity or both.

[dakinilover]

Remember, back in the day there were those things people used for entertainment and educational purposes... what were they called?.... Books!

[YeagerBomb-wwbn]

Now the DCEU is screwed. What will he ruin next?