The Shadow Organization Behind Groundhog's Day

If they silence me after this video, know it was them ...

[stopmakingmechangemyname]

I can't believe dunkey shot himself 5 times in the back of the head after this

[matteoestay]

I’m worried dunkey has put a target on himself

[Razsteroid]

Dunkey was found dead of SUICIDE by two large bite wounds in his carotid artery

[BuildBuy]

They look like they're genuinely having fun. This must be the happiest shadow organization out there.

[blublurbagenmcgriddle]

Dunkey, you're playing a dangerous game here. No one can just expose Punxsutawny Phil and get away with it.

[huiticus]

Little known fact: Phil doesn't predict the weather, he actually controls it. What do you think happened in Texas? That's right - Phil hates southerners.

[jynxedsix]

Me before they show Phil: "this is stupid, its just a cult"

Me after seeing Phil: "cults arent really that bad, i can see the appeal of this one"

[titanicwasaninsidejob]

Not only can Phil predict weather, he also has the ability to manipulate flow of time. There was once a weatherman, also named Phil, who came into his domain. Angered that this pretender would challenge him at his own game, he cursed the weatherman to an endless eternal suffering of repeating the same day over and over. The weatherman tried to end his torment by taking his own life, only for Phil to laugh and reset the day anew. Eventually, after a decade in this cycle, Phil relinquished the weatherman from this torture. That weatherman would go on to fight a giant marshmallow man

[MarkBerberoglu]

Somewhere, a wild Kojima, "Finally! Someone understands me!"

[bmepnt]

As a resident of the locale, I can confirm that the President consults with Phil every week to brief him on the current world order. Phil just ordered an air strike on Syria.

[zonahs]

Punxsutawney Phil: *breathes*

The Dude in the Hat: as you can see fifteen people will die tomorrow.

[wisealaundo]

I’ll say it before it’s too late, DUNKEY DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF

[AnonymousFilms]

Phil just straight-up lives in a place called "Gobbler's Knob"

[dnkey]

Truly eye opening. Dunkey really is the only journalist with the guts to bring this story to light

[Cyranek]

I thought dunkey was fooling me, but the site says it all verbatim

[Countdirtbagulous]

As someone who grew up in Punxsutawney, I can cofirm the truth in this video and more. We had assemblys in elementary school to learn the true lore behind him and the town is dominated by different statues of the hog. I'm lucky to have made it out and still be living

[AbsolBlogsPokemon]

I fear I know too much now. Though Phil predicted 6 more weeks of winter upon the solemn stage of the Gobbler's Knob, I fear they may cut MY winter short, never to see a spring again... Gonna be watching my shadow very carefully after seeing this...

[zwickflixproductions]

“Did he see his shadow?”
“Yeah, I mean, he’s sittin’ there.”

[CardboardDump]

Soon we will hear of Dunkeys “death by accident” it’ll be no accident. He’s learned too much

[bimgus]

The best thing about this is that he didn’t edit any word on the website