Skate 3 Fails Episode 5

Enjoy.

[monyw]

2:55 that was the most epic handstand I ever seen 😅

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5:32 completeley breaks arm "yeah dude!"

[jerrjohnpresti]

heya, i'm back: NEW RULES!!! over 10000 and chest impacts under 1000 are knockouts; over 25000 and chest impacts over 10000 AND all head impacts are kills; over 50000 and the clip should be censored (also that guy is OFF the census) is this annoying? I don't care. let's go!!!!
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2: it's only a shoulder... a badly bruised shoulder bone and probably a dislocated shoulder.
3: holdonholdonhol- *CRACK* he's dead jerr
4: 'speaking British, oh my god' *CRICK* also 13 is an unlucky number
5: it was so perfect, come on...
6: 'speaking esperanto, wait WHAT' *CRUCK*
7: ugh. at least he teched out.
8: *CRECK* and remember kids, dont run headfirst into barrels!
9: OH GOD *CROCK* there's still more. his thighs got less injuries.
10: *CRYCK* oh nonono no, he's just dead, dead and buried on the pavement, there's no getting up from that
11: everyone, the moment you have been waiting for, The Ball Buster
12: IT"S OVER 9000 AAGGGH
13: this is gonna be bad; okay, first the ankle, that's not bad, now it's bad.
14: *CRI"VE RUN OUT OF VOWELSCK*
15: *CRANCK_ OH WAIT>>> BREAK*
16: *CRENCK* oh wow, scorpion.
17: *DONG* nothing broken, everything pained
18: looks like we better give him a hand, budump pisshh. looks like we better get him a head, *CRIDICK BRACK* looks like we better find him some leg, 'AAGGHHAHG
19: ridin' hiiaaoooh god, *CRYNICKAL* *CRICKE*
20: jeez, that was bad, he's still conscious but that was bad
21: oh hey, he's still alive.
22: HAHAHA- no. the trees prolly gonna smack him
23: *CRUOYNCK
24: 'speaking german, holy crap' 'do a flip'
25: DOOOHH, that hurt
26: *NRUNCK* *CUNK* if he wasn't dead then, he is now.
27: *SCHUNK* this is port carverton, there are no ambulances
28: both his arms, and a foot
29: *HUNK* hey it's that guy!
30: oh shiii- he got it ooohh- he don't got it, or legs
31: 5 people out of every 28 traffic collisions are fatalities. in Italy. this game does not have fatal car crashes.
32: *BRONCKS* underside though that was cool, until his brain matter splattered the rebar but still!
33: HE TEKKK!
34: ARM BREAKER. LEG BREAKER ded. HEAD BREAKER deder.
35: F____NG H__L, that was gnarly.
36: please stop aiming for the head *QWERTYUIOPCK*
37: *NCIEIWNHRBFSHBFHFJNHWF*
38: really???
39: okay, that was intentional.
40: He was based, but now he has no base
41: that felt realistiCK*
42: the number of life, the universe and everything, and this is how it's used?!
43: faith from mirror's edge hates your guts
44: OOOHHH, op he's fine
45: pathetic
46: ouch
47: now he won't be able to game again
48: *KCARC*
49: tap on the head.
50: SUCKYSUCKYSUUUUCK