H*tler in 2024

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Two dictators, two annoying modern fan clubs

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“Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it”
- Joesph Stalin

geeksgamesandgears
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I never would’ve expected to get this much enjoyment out of Hitler making fat jokes for 2 minutes straight.

wingedhussar
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Funny thing is, this isn't even an exaggeration. Hitler would often berate Hermann Göring for being obese.

Malefactor
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"We're future communists."
"I can tell."

Ouch.

insaneadventures
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Stalin saying "I can tell" to the future communists had me dying. Just like all the people who starved under communism.

pohfrost
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"What's your goal? To annex candy land?"

Damn. Now I know what hitler with nukes looks like.

torchedheavily
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i just want you all to know i didnt write this cartoon- it just poured out of me. it was originally gonna be how hitler would talk to neo nazis vs how stalin would talk to neocommies, but as soon as i started i helplessly became a conduit for fat jokes to enter the world through- they were passing through me and onto my computer screen so quickly and in retrospect i genuinely felt no agency in any of it. the whole thing was written in like 2 minutes and after it was done i didnt think any possible thing i could do would improve it

FreedomToons
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Blonde: "We're fellow communists."
Stalin: "You're not communists."
*Green hair dies of hunger*
Stalin: "Ok, now she is."

JustinB
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I'm concerned about the fact that Hitler and Stalin are apparently used to being yanked forward in time. But moreso about the fact that even Hitler looks at the 2020s and is like, "Nein, I'm out."

AtarahDerek
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👀 So...Seamus just wanted to write a bunch of fat jokes?

t.l.mattson
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Brownshirt: Hitler is mean! We should sue him!
Hitler: With what lawyers? The law offices of Häagen and Daz?

Tall_Order
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"...summon the Gestapo, because you thought it was a cold soup!" You mean it's not?!

johnmorgan
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"Blitzkrieg?! You need Jenny Krieg!". Damn. Hitler got claws...

ChrisRand-gflz
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"Hitler is MEAN." was such a wonderful, pouty line!

sharkdentures
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With all those hilarious insults, I think the time machine might have accidentally merged Hitler with Don Rickles.

jsn
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Just became a father last week. That Mein-Couch joke really hit home with the dad jokes I’ve been able to make recently.

avbd
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Leftists: so is Seamus with us or against us this time?

**Sees ending**

Leftists: Nevermind. He hates both us and the Right too

Jayalen
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"We're fellow communists."
"I can tell."
12/10 joke. Laughed till I wheezed.

michaelman
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Turns out Hitler doesn't only roast Jews.

michaelanthony
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"Go on Blitzkrieg? You need to go on Jennykrieg!"

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

Wordgoblin