New Years patch notes

[givlupi]

The small variations in gravity are already a thing in real life. Devs trying to trick us now making a tiny tweak in an old feature and acting like it's a whole new one.

[HeheMgee]

I personally am most excited for the new sound it makes when they walk on gravel. The Devs really know what we want.

[ShapeShuffle]

Middle Eastern mains are probably so hyped rn because of the buff

[Chanchxx]

Nobody talking about the improved ice cream durability, biggest update since fluffier bunnies

[FIFOFA-]

Are they not going to balance nukes for the upcoming WW3 event? The life devs really fell off since the "return of the pandemic: covid" update in v2.020

[PAND.]

I genuinely need that file, I need to see all the new actualizations for myself

[Haru]

No one talking about how this is the 7th time in a row that middle easterns get a buff?

[WSWC_]

This kinda humour hits me right in the funny bone. Absolutely love gamifying life in extremely satirical ways.

[TheDandalorian-wqzz]

When are they going to fix the procrastination bug? I'd love to see me working at full productivity.

[IrrelevantTondra]

The new moon colors is cool, but that makes the red moon less special.
Idk what developers were thinking.

[Definitelynotterrified]

Casually skipped past the biggest update, ice cream lasting 20% longer without melting, this could save generations.

[nugget]

Even after a single day it’s becoming apparent that this was an indirect squirrel nerf. So many more woodland mobs are taking aggro on squirrels, at rates about 168% higher than normal.

[X-SPONGED]

It really pains me to see Earth updates falling off like these. Back in my day, each update felt like an event of it's own with so many crazy changes and new mechanics.

Now it's like the devs abandoned us and left us with a skeleton crew of the janitor and the potted plant with the intern occasionally coming by to help. Like- this is barely an update compared to the goddamn BALANCE PATCHES of the past

[theboredbrickbuilder]

I'm just waiting for them to finally increase the size of cat whiskers. I have been waiting YEAR'S for that!

[GutiTheJ]

As if middle eastern mains needed a beard buff, way too OP 😢

[Cheeser]

Underrated update is that babys will now be calmer

[TobsterWobbles]

I know its small but the gravel sound update is such a good quality of life change

[caitieeeeeeee]

Why can't they ever release the world complete and without bugs like the old days 😩

[ProtoSquam]

FINALLY THE UPDATES ARE OUT, ive been waiting all year for this!

[Shiba-news]

I love that this entire channel is a fever dream