How to Goose

It's a lovely morning in the village, and I am a horrible goose. And you can be as well if you watch this extensive guide. I warn you though. This is not for faint-hearted or overly empathic individuals. The way of the goose requires complete dedication to evil, chaos and sheer assholery. Forget about rake in the lake. It's child's play. True goose doesn't stop at minor inconveniences. True Goose™ leaves its victims with deep psychological wounds and traumas that never go away.

[CHAPTERS]

[00:00] Intro
[00:23] Driving Groundskeeper Insane
[01:50] Chaos on the High Street
[03:39] Back Gardens Tomfoolery
[05:12] Bamboozling Burly Man
[06:10] Metal Goose Solid
[07:09] Ruckus in the Pub
[09:03] Tormenting Old Foes
[11:13] Untitled Goose Date
[12:47] The Bell
[15:06] Live Happily Ever After

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[MUSIC]

Claude Debussy's piano preludes performed by Krystian Zimerman

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[doggeenayter]

2018 game of year: a physiological horror story based game made to seem like a normal anime dating app but is later to have a sinister twist

2019 game of year: you are goose but also *bastard goose*

[fey]

Absolute quality content. You're very talented with comedic timing! Seriously, I can't emphasize it enough: good comedic timing can make an already funny joke hilarious, and this is a great example of that. You've truly captured the essence of being a horrible goose.

[awesomelyshorticles]

I never realized there were so many uses for the box

[noone]

Instructions unclear, the goose came out of the screen and is now trying to steal my phone send he

[HyprodaX]

2018 : How to scare a goose
2019 : How to scare a human as a goose

[liamflannigan]

I'd be funny if anoying the guy for too long would make him just drop to his knees crying, from loosing his sanity.

[Super_Idol]

8:57 he is the best Pirate I am ever seen

[moved]

The goose forgot to dress up nicely for his date
Edit: it's been a year, why are you liking this comment

[stardj]

I fear no man
**Untitled Goose appears**
But that thing I fear it deeply

[keniarivera]

3:48

Five people that were able to beat Beethoven in an orchestra.

[liamflannigan]

Crafter David already said it, but...


Perfection.

[catcrashhero]

I want more people to do goose love story’s in this game!

[samtonian]

7:12 the goose was actually being helpful and friendly for a few seconds

[tracks]

This man spent so much real life time
Just to have a goose fr*ck another goose for comedic affect

[lawlumors]

Imagine if you could just lock everyone in the same place


*How to Goose intensifies*

[scarletpersecut]

I tried the torture chamber and eventually the kid and tv shopkeeper were stuck in an endless loop of opening air like gosh darn mimes

[voxelotlSFM]

"Someone should put you in a box floating down a river, grandma!"
-Plankton

[raspberryjam]

This is probably the only game you could call perfect, because it's literally so simple: cause as much mayhem as goosely possible

[cenury]

I love how the goose proceeds to just Solid Snake into a cardboard box at 6:12

Hilarity ensues.

[shannonwood]

this is some







*quality goose*