When it’s time to get married and you have to choose between who:

[Literally_Homelander]

WE GETTING THAT INHERITANCE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️

[chaosbound]

That eyebrow when it said old but rich make me crack up laughing

[TriTomMaximum]

I'm a broke jerk that people seem to like, despite looking ten years older than I actually am.

[letthelightshinein]

I chose handsome but broke. But he is the kindest man, a strong and compassionate husband, and a gentle and loving father.
14 years later and I don't regret my decision at all.
We ain't got much. But he is aging like fine wine.

[hailtothevic]

I'm a broke, ugly jerk. No wonder I'm single😊

[icecreamlarry]

Assuming none of them will change, the handsome will always be broke, the jerk will always be a jerk, and the rich old guy will die sooner... rich old guy wins!!

[Ripjaws]

Meanwhile me running towards the absolute crazy ass maniac Jack🤡

[HighWEED-gv]

Shes picking old and rich. Then Divorce to get handsome and broke. LoL other dude just friendzone

[BFST]

Davy jones standing in a bucket still kills me

[robertschultz]

The tentacles tickle ever so slightly 😂

[Ace-fivs]

As a decent looking broke guy who's autistic with ADHD and a lego collection that cost me wayyy too much, i'll die alone. 💀

[mal]

Jack Sparrow: Self-made man, but drunk all the time.

[OMGitsTerasu]

Handsome and broke.

You can always make money.

[JudgeNicodemus]

Oh shit I thought this was like. Choosing a best man from one of your homies from the perspective of the groom, not choosing a husband from the perspective of the bride.
I got stuck on it for quite a bit.

[SomerandomShmuck]

Bro knows he’s getting chosen with that eyebrow raise

[wizjenkins]

They know who they choose, we all know who they choose. Even he knows who they choose with that wink 😂

[KMY]

Everyone saying handsome but broke: me still being single... Thats some bullshit!

[MasterMafiaDK]

"None of them see you as valuable enough to marry" lmao 🤣

[tasty_bread]

Squidward wouldn't go for any of you he's a loyal broken man

[jacobpage]

The nice guy's running late cause they always finish last 😏