Saul Goodman at the Nuremberg Trials

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When you need a criminal lawyer.

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"I'm no professor, but let's do some math" had me cracking up.

masonchurch

I fucking lost it when he said let’s do some math

SheklerStealerIII

Your honor, it was Britain that declared war on Germany.

AFGuidesHD

"You don't want a war criminal lawyer ... you want a 'war criminal' lawyer, " - Kapitän Koch

roryscott

He's the guy i'd want to represent me at my war crime tribunal

norwalk

"Twelve years ago, a man came into my office, he said his name was Goring. He wanted me to set fire to the Reichstag, he offered me money. I refused. That night, as I was leaving my office, I was attacked. A bag was shoved over my head, I was hogtied and I was driven out into the Rhinelands. And when they pulled the hood off, I was kneeling over an open grave with a Luger P08 pointed at my head. That was my introduction to Adolf Hitler. I was terrified... But not for long. That night, I saw opportunity. A shot at big money. I grabbed it, held it tight, and for the next twelve years my every waking moment was spent building Adolf Hitler's Nazi empire. So yeah, I wasn't there when the bombs were dropped, I wasn't there when the ghettos were built, I didn't witness any of the gassings but I damn well knew they were happening. I was more than a gestapo informant, I was indispensable. I tried to get Rudolf Hess out of jail, I conspired with Goebbels, I lied for him and I killed millions. If they hadn't walked into my office that day, they would have been voted out or behind bars within a month.... and Schleicher, Strasser and a whole lot of other people would still be alive. Fact is, Adolf Hitler couldn't have done it without me."

dylanfarrow

Part 2 where he's defending himself before the House Committee for Unamerican Activities after his fall from grace

noahkarpinski

"You're ze worzt, lawyar, EVAR!"

"I just talked you down from a death sentence to an internship at NASA, I'm the best lawyer ever!"

murilo

“Your honor, my client was simply following orders”

expl

Your honour how can my client have committed a hate crime if he loved doing it?

feasenseed

“I was just following Heisenberg’s orders”
—Saul Goodman, 1945

controllerplayer

Your honor, furthermore, the prosecutor claimed he has 80 million power in Rise of Kingdoms. Let's do the math on that one. My late brother commited his life to this game and only ever could reach 12.16 million max.
I rest my case.

ericschuster

"Okay it happened, but 6 million?" - Saul Goodman

psilocybicacid

Sauls defense is pretty solid, he even has the members of the Red Cross that visit the camps and the records that they documented.

erikjimenez

"Your honor my client's confession can't be taken seriously because it was in English, a language he doesn't speak, and also he was physically tortured until he agreed to sign it."

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