Dual survival, Cody lundin exposed!

Cody lundin from the show dual survival exposed!

#dualsurvival #survivorman #manvswild

[beachaddict]

Putting joe on duel survivor was a big mistake and letting Cody go was an even bigger one.

[nealjolly]

The only one exposed was the idiot jumping off a ledge just to get viewers. That same idiot killed a dog just because it wouldn't stay off set and that stunt also got Joe the Titty baby fired from the show. Cody made the show real and refused to do stupid stunts that no person in a real survival situation would ever do. You want to live and take no chances, if there is a better option. Bring back Cody and Dave. They made the show.

[Jay-rdq]

Why we miss Dave.. kinda. Please read.
(Disclaimer: Not exactly verbatim)
Joe: "Hold up Cody!"
Cody: "What is it Joe!"
Joe: "Well first off, you aren't wearing any shoes Cody! But anyways. Do you see those two trees up ahead?"
Cody: "Which two? There's a bunch Joe."
Joe: "You don't see that!!?"
Cody: "What?"
Joe: "Look about 40 meters in between those two trees on the ground!"
Cody: "Oh that."
Joe: "You see it Now..
Cody: "Well.. if it's the same thing I'm seeing.. it looks like a pile of dirt."
Joe: "Cody! That's an Ant Pile."
Cody: "Okay?.. What about it?"
(Joe now explains to the camera)
Joe: "When I was in Special Forces you are taught to always keep your head on a swivel. If you come across an Ant Pile of that magnitude in size, you Do NOT turn your back on it. And in Special Forces training, when you come across something that Lethal, you do Not approach it.. at all. PERIOD! In Special Forces, you are taught that an Ant Pile just doesn't have Not One or Two Ants ready to Ambush you. There are literally a lot. And in Special Forces, when just One Ant picks up on your scent, it lets all the other Ants know that you are around. And in Special Forces, you are taught that when those Ants realize that you are around, even if it's 40 meters away, you are Now compromised. There is No Way that I am going to allow my partner nor myself to face the danger of a massive horde of Ants to Ambush me or my partner. Even if my partner doesn't wear shoes. PERIOD!"
Joe: "What about it!? Cody, you are out here with No shoes on and an Ant Pile that big is literally 40 meters away. I am Not turning my back on that Ant Pile!"
Cody: "Joe, let's just keep going and just walk around the Ant Pile and find a place to build a shelter and make a fire and try to find some water and food."
Joe: "No! I'm going to low crawl off to the left and flank them and Utterly Destroy that threat."
Cody: "Do what?"
(Again, Joe talks to the camera)
Joe: "You see, that's what I'm talking about. Cody doesn't understand that I am Special Forces with skills that HE doesn't have. And Cody is out here with No shoes on with a freaking Ant Pile right in the path of our mission target. If I allow my partner to get near that Ant Pile, it's game over. PERIOD!"
Cody: "Joe, I've dealt with many Ant Piles over the years. Beginning when I was a child. If you don't bother them, they won't bother you."
(Again Joe talks to the camera)
Joe: "In Special Forces training, you are shown a Documentary on how dangerous Ants can be. It's called.. Attack Of The Killer Ants. Ants are nothing to take lightly. I've seen the destruction of what Ants can do."
Joe: "Cody! If you aren't going to help me get rid of this threat, just move back about 80 meters or so. I'll handle this."
Cody: "Okay Joe. Well, when you feel that your life isn't in any more danger, I'll be in the shelter I'll build sitting next to the fire I rubbed two sticks together and you can rehydrate and fill up on some calories from the food and water that I gathered for you.. i mean us."
(Joe finally arrives at the shelter)
Joe: "I had to call in an airstrike."
Cody: "Why?"
Joe: "There were just too many Ants to flank."
Cody: 🤔
Joe: "If only I had a magnifying 🔍 glass..."

[curlyg]

Can we please get another Dave & Cody show??
We want more!!

[SometimesIamOmniscient]

(The day Joe meets Cody)
(Not exactly verbatim)❤
Joe: "Hi there. You must be Cody. I'm Joe. I'm a highly trained mother freaking bad@$$ who drinks Peach Wine coolers 🍷'

Cody: "Oh okay. I'm Cody. I have a college degree and I've been teaching wilderness survival for many years. Glad to meet you. My last partner seemed to have embellished his military career in order to get the job. So I'm pleased to have you aboard."

Joe: "Yeah, so I heard about Dave. He isn't a highly trained mother freaking bad@$$ like me. I'm 100 percent authentic."

Cody: "Okay cool. But I heard you the first time."

Joe: "Dude! Don't get sassy with me. I'm just pointing out that I don't embellish anything. I'm Special Forcedly Trained.. and.. "

Producer: "Special Operator"

Joe: "Hey! HEY! Don't you f#king interrupt ME!"

Producer: "Sorry.. I was just pointing out the facts about you. Sorry."

Joe: "oh.. yeah yeah.. Operator.. Special Forcedly Trained Operator. So anyways, Cody, I heard and see it's true that you don't wear shoes. Why the F#k not?"

Cody: "Well, I do it because it makes me feel closer to nature and feels like it allows me to take moving about slowly and methodically observe my surroundings better and...

(Joe interrupts Cody)

Joe: "methodically? What the f#k does that mean?"

Cody: "in an orderly or systematic manner"

Joe: "Oh .. I literally didn't know that."

Cody: "Oh. 🤔"

Joe: "I guess you can't run fast huh?"

Cody: "When necessarily I can."

Joe: "Whatever... I wear boots because I'm a muther freaking bad@$$! Remember, a highly trained Special Operator."

Producer: "Joe, we still are trying to find out any evidence."

Joe: "Hey! HEY! You almost interrupted me again. Careful dude! Besides, it's classified."

Producer: "Sorry. We just don't want another embellished situation."

Joe: "Look you muther f#ker.. I'm about to make a freaking spear. You definitely don't want me to do that.. remember, I'm not going to say it again. It's all classified. So classified that the classification of it all is unclassifacational."

Producer: "sorry "

Joe: "F#ker made me lose my train of thought."

Cody: "All good. I get the gist of what you are saying."

Joe: "Cool. So look. I'm ready to get this show on the road. When is the director getting here?"

Producer: "Director? No no.. it's a semi reality show that shows survival scenarios."

Joe: "Oh f#k! I ain't going to meet and work with that Spielberg guy?"

Producer: "No Joe. Our budget isn't that big."

Joe: "Well f#k man! I'm gonna get paid right?"

Producer: "Yes Joe."

Joe: "Awesome. Those Peach Wine coolers 🍷 can get expensive."

Cody: "I guess so. 🤔"

Medic: "Just don't show up buzzing hard and dehydrated from that fruit drink 🍷 when it's time for filming."

Joe: "What the f#k? You don't think I can handle my liquor?"

(Joe decides it's time to make a spear) 😮😮😮

Joe: "Has anyone seen a dog around here? I'm angry 😡!"

Uh oh 😡

[YouriStevens]

Mate, how are you simultaneously trashing & supporting Cody in the comment section? @Smackintoshtv

[nicksambrano]

I liked it when Cody just starts Throwing Shit in. LoL

[nathaniallyon]

This is fucking hilarious I died from laughing 😂😂

[Ace_of_Horns]

I can't believe Cody didn't give Joe his bandana. What a meanie

[JoeFromThatPlace]

I loved this show. I love your show now.

[Martin-ldkc]

I wouldn't wanna try to survive with that dude that doesn't wear shoes. He's a joke