Best HFY Stories: Humans Didn’t Ascend Normally

The next stage of evolution...

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[DisIzDaName]

There was that one guy who got infinite physical power by doing a simple workout routine every day for a year and a half: 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10K run...

[liamwhite]

According to all known laws of Ascension, there is no way humanity should be able to space travel. The human, of course, goes FTL anyways, because humanity doesn't care what's possible.

[VanRahsah]

Extreme Adaptation is Humanity's path of Ascension.

[aardvarkqq]

The gift of being able to adapt to your environment

[donaldscholand]

Then there was that one guy who got bitten by a radioactive spider ...

[Tiewaz]

I think they mistake what capability human ascension yielded...our power is adaptation. We adapted to every environment on our own world through technology, started extreme adaptation when we encountered other environments.

[shadowpoet]

4:30
_The so-called Unified Racist Alliance_
I swear I heard that, and it was funny af

[GarmrsBarking]

in other words...


we are all freaks of nature here...

[dashwhatchamakalit]

Humanity: The Universe's Swiss Army Knife.

[rossdavies]

Really enjoyed this.. A thoughtful tale, well told.

[apollyonsilver]

Human pack bonding taken to a whole other level

[loganshaw]

Humans adept and over come but it is a person by person. A human has to spark the fires of humanity to shine the brightest.

[sergioandrade]

Am I the only one who thought about Eevee from Pokemon?

[MsDogleaf]

This sounds like quirks
If anyone knows what I am talking about
How everyone is special and different


This is just MHABUT SPACE

[madi]

imagine an enemie come and "poke" the humans .... what kind of evolution you get frome a collectively angry humans?

[KuDastardly]

Basically the lore of Marvel's mutants and DC's meta humans.

[lumberluc]

Huh... mutants. But without the unnecessary deformities

[snorkus]

I’m left handed because I enjoy petting critters in the wrong direction.
Despite what the nuns said. Anyway, I doubt demons are left handed.
I’d go to space; If any aliens are reading this. I’ll bring a wrench. It’s a left handed monkey wrench that smells like vanilla.

[adamjenkins]

As a father of 2 humans-

I see. The space pokemon, or the we-will-breed-species, which do you prefer?

[alexritchie]

If we do meet alien species in future I honestly expect most of then to be hiveminds who will be flummoxed by our individual personalities.