Heavy Is Dead but Engineer Misses

based on Heavy is Dead by Antoine Delak, the premier artwork of our time:

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[sentientblender]

Hi, it's me, TheBlenderman! Yeah, I changed the channel name, turns out naming your channel a vaguely funny wordplay on a creepypasta nobody really likes doesn't age very well. Also gets you buried in search results under… six year old Minecraft mods.

Still the same ol' Blender you know, just under a less " It's 2013, I'm 15 years old and creepypasta is hilarious" name.

[GlenGlingo]

Finally, the happy ending this mystery deserved.

[Orion]

Engineer gets sent to jail
Mortality drops to 0%

[aeroosprey]

I love the subtle implication that the engineer has been personally responsible for every death since the dawn of humanity

[tmvkrpxl]

0:08 I like heavy's line. it's so smooth

[elerrante]

Secret ending: Ultra Happy Ending
Reason: there is only a 1% chance of achieving this ending.

[sirreginaldfishingtonxvii]

Little known fact: Death isn't some skeleton in a black cloak with a scythe. This is a myth made up by edgy spy mains.
In fact, Death is the Engineer from the popular video game Team Fortress 2.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[AtomicToucan]

That was a well made edit, Nice work!

[mrholeio]

*Engineer gets captured*


"BREAKING NEWS: DEATH RATE DROPS TO 0%"

[realdragon]

Breaking news: Engineer was finally captured, doctors and funeral companies are bankrupt

[Overchargerify]

Spy: Well that was a good ending! Time to go visit your mother, WATCH AND LEARN!

[darktooth]

So, the Spy, the Heavy, the Sniper, the Demoman, the Scout, his mother, the Soldier, and the Medic didn’t die, a true happy ending for everyone but the Engineer.



It is nice.

[clearlywrong]

"I will *capture* him! And *no one* will die again!"

Breaking: Death rates drop to 0%

[themagnificentmason]

Engineer should have said “that was a joke lads”

[gromblereal]

the fact that it takes exactly 2 seconds for him to realize that he missed makes it funnier

[Spyy]

Engineer: *gets captured*
The entire world: You have lost DEATH privileges

[theincredible]

Is noone talking about how smooth heavy's line is as well as engi's shocked face?

[thatredsunburst]

Funny enough this happened in the family friendly edition of the heavy is dead yet heavy still dies

[zurdoo]

Good ending: engineer miss the shot and you don have to sacrifice for heavy and engi goes to jail *plus sniper is not here on this timeline*

[NewgirlNola]

This is actual footage of me trying to retaliate with my shotgun when the enemy team attacks my sentry nest.