people who watch everything 2x speed:

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[aintwritebacktho]

I watched this in 1x speed because you can’t control me

[ThereIsAnExtensionUndoHandles]

I watched the opening at 2x speed, and the rest at .25x to truly understand the extremes of life

[turbopugs]

I feel like you made this video just to see the watch time statistic make a little roller coaster shape.

[gabbrthedabbr]

not me watching this as 1.5x speed, im such a centrist

[Wisperer]

I’m going to go use the extra 23 seconds I just got to cure cancer

[akdb]

I prefer not wasting 4 hours watching videos a day, which is why i watch them on 2x speed and then proceed to watch 8 hours, totalling 16 hours of content a day. efficiency is key.

[Laptic]

me watching my life go by at 2x speed (i am taking copious amounts of cocaine)

[LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

I had to watch this twice. Once at normal speed, then once slowing down at the first part and speeding up at the second.

[arbaznkhan]

Honestly speaking, "Plankton farts and dies" is better in 0.25x

[SylverPfeil]

I watched this on such a low speed that YouTube gave me ads midway through.

[c.nelson]

This is the most interactive YouTube skit I've seen in years

[CabooseTheDestroyer]

I mean, its pretty useful when your watch later playlist is over 100 videos long...

[nmrd]

With the help of a browser extension I've trained myself to go even faster. Currently I'm comfortably sitting at 3.5x and there is no limit in sight. Gives me time to blankly stare at the wall

[ApexGale]

i saw a kid on public transit once who was watching xqc on 2x speed. I think he has ascended beyond my frail mortal form

[Toes]

I could still understand what you were saying. I’ll need it faster next time

[TheKz]

Rewatching this video in 0.25 speed and witnessing Man carrying thing take 7 seconds to fully open his mouth is poetic

[bubble-pixel]

I was watching this at 2x speed and didn't notice the last bit was slowed down.

[CheesyLizzy]

I like enjoying life and making the most of enjoying normal talking speeds and sounds

[joshuaizly]

I only use it for the 45 minutes "What happened to Mr. Shit" type of videos

[unendingessence]

It allows me to watch more sloppiest brainrot imaginable while my attention span deteriorates