'Trendy' Kids Names are Unhinged

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[teacupunicorn]

To the mom who wanted to name her kid Ghosten and “raise him to be a skater”: You are having a child, not designing a character.

[timquentin]

In Germany, you can't just name your child whatever you want. If a name has the potential to negatively affect a childs life, you can be denied naming your child that

[Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Those aren't names, those are usernames you have to begrudgingly pick when everything good has already been taken.

[PurpleEnbyTerminator]

Btw the Utah mom at 12:23 is a comedian and those are not her children’s names, it is a character she plays to make fun of Utah mom culture.

[lunamoonflower]

I audibly gasped after realizing that "Feeighkniqs" was meant to be "Phoenix"....
Edit: I also agree that Pheonix, while it is a unique name, it is a perfectly good name for a person.

[OgretailFood]

These parents aren't naming their kids, they're just spelling their facebook password

[tzarsalad]

“Hortensia” is a type of flower. Hortense probably isn’t actually that bad of a name. However, calling your child “lil hor” is a recipe for disaster.

[dennisahlarson]

I used to work in a daycare center. I knew a boy named "God Rain" and a girl named "Indiana Jones". Both sets of parents were the intentionally "quirky" type. 😂

[FaultyGear]

Some English-speaking mums: "I will give my child a name with unique spelling and demand everyone to love it"
Those mums when they deal with foreign people: "Your name is too complicated, I will call you Bob instead!"

[begaydocrime]

"Eloise instead of Elouise" I have never once in my life name an "Elouise". Eloise is a perfectly normal EXTREMELY COMMON french name.

[MsMegLily]

When I had my kid I was given the advice "name them something they could comfortably pick up an oscar or a Nobel prize with" and I thought that was fair.

[WeAreKAV]

19:49 Ellis Dee awakened a memory inside me. There’s this YouTuber called GrayStillPlays who has a Sims 4 video about characters he puts through literal torture (as is typical for Sims players) and he had this one episode where every minute Gray makes the flooring grow smaller until it ceases to exist with 200 sims. During this at the end the character who survived at the end was a randomly generated Sim that was walking on water and decided intentionally to call her Ellis Dee to be LSD.

[kacey]

I used to prepare birth certificates at a hospital. One of the best comments I heard was from a new mother. A visitor was telling her she was giving her baby "an old lady name." The mom said "hopefully she'll be an old lady for longer than she is a little kid."

[screwthisin]

Imagine naming a boy Violance, and them being a musician who play the Saxophone. The concert would be rated R for Sax and Violance.

[davidvanhorn]

During pregnancy: "I want my child to have a biblical name." Six years later: "Catch the ball, Lucifer!"

[WPFLAWLESS]

* Old school detective voice over voice*
She had a body that could bring any man to his knees, and a name that could wear out a keyboard.

[joiedevivre]

"Hughstyn, we have a problem..."

In 18 years, the courts are going to be flooded with people petitioning to legally change their names.

[Sleepless_Watcher]

Before I was born, my parents showed my grandma, a teacher, my name. She then showed it to her class, and asked them to think of any possible way to make fun of it. That's what these parents need.

[aromaladyellie]

I ACTUALLY MET A TRAGEDY. Her mom insisted it was pronounced trah ha ja day.

[tacotamer]

"did you name your kid 'Ew Nasty'? why did you name your kid 'Ew Nasty'?"... I guarantee you it's pronounced "Honesty"