Conker Shorts - 'No Time for Nuts'

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Storyline: Conker, while trying to find a place to bury his acorn, finds a buried Time Machine next to the ice-encased body of a time traveller, who appears to be Albert Einstein. He accidentally activates the machine, sending the acorn to somewhere. Conker gets mad and tries to beat up the time machine, but it sends him to the Middle Ages. After the acorn becomes wedged under a rock, Conker uses Excalibur found in stone (like in The Sword in the Stone) as a lever to move the rock. He pulls out the sword, but now finds himself under attack by a group of unseen archers. He grabs the acorn (now dislodged from the rock) and time machine and races off to find cover, only to hide in the barrel of a lit cannon, which fires him into the path of the incoming arrows. The time machine teleports the acorn, and Conker manages to activate the machine just in time. He materializes in an arena in Ancient Rome. Conker reaches for his acorn, but is dragged off when his tail is caught in a chariot pulled by a horse. Conker manages to free himself and introduces himself to the crowd like a champion, proudly holding up his acorn, but hears the growl of a lion coming from a tunnel. He activates the time machine agai, and lands apparently back in his home time. He is overjoyed, but he soon learns that he is really in 1912 on the iceberg which the Titanic in 1997, when he sees the ship heading towards him. The time machine is activated again, and Conker finds himself in time of the first Ice Age film, where he encounters his past self. Past and Present Conker fight for the acorn until the time machine sends the acorn away. (Balto, Mushu, Rajah, and Boo / Mary make a cameo appearance). The time machine fires, sending Conker to a flurry of different, dangerous locations (dematerialising shortly before he would have otherwise been killed): Under a launching rocket in the Space Race, a darkened jewelry store with a diamond in what appears to be the age of gangsters (the laser alarms go off), a girl's locker room at a sports arena (where he got hit by a hairbrush), the height of the French Revolution (where he appears under the guillotine), during Benjamin Franklin's electricity experiment, in front of a wrecking ball in a demolition job, in front of the Hiroshima Disaster at the end of World War II, on the tracks of a steam train in the Wild West, and in front of Michelangelo's David in the Italian Renaissance, Conker's head obscuring the statue's groin (this does not put him in danger, but he is discomforted). Frustrated, Conker punches the machine, which sends him into a strange realm of floating timepieces. Conker spots his acorn and grabs it, but is sucks into a wormhole, along with his acorn and the time machine. The wormhole lands Conker in front of an enormous oak tree. Overjoyed at the sight of so many nuts, he tosses away his acorn, which activates the time machine. Before he can be swept through time, Conker beats the time machine into submission. Conker attempts to remove the nuts from the tree, but discovers that it is only a statue, with a plaque on it reading, "Here Stood the Last Oak Tree." Conker realizes that he is in the far future, where oak trees (and acorns) are extinct. He makes a dash for his acorn, but the time machine manages to transport the acorn away one last time before collapsing into bits. Stranded in the acorn-less future, Conker lets out a scream of frustration, ending the film and the zapped acorn ends up in the credits of the film.

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