White parents vs Black parents when getting kids ready in the morning

My momma use to be aggressive with me in the morning ! 😂😂😂😂

#shorts #parents

[TheeBlackBadger]

Guys it’s a joke ! We all know it’s not true for all families. It’s just for laughs ! 😂😂😂😂

[datboiwadup]

The vaseline one was so relatable lol.

[Xelafi]

Then they be like “Stop moving yo head”

[col]

“CATCHO BUS, CATCHO BUS!” while demolishing his head with a brush I’m dead 😂

[s.a]

Then all the kids at school were like ‘why is your face soo shiny?’ 😭

[dinonuggies]

Mum: *"brushes hair"* STAY STILL
My mind: *there's a fine line between beating someone's hair with a brush and brushing it-*

[georgeaird]

The brush bit’s too true, I swear my Dad was acting like he was tryna sand down a table

[Frankthemenace]

Actually black parents: do it your damn self.

[rdb]

i had a black friend growing up, and i’m white. i remember our sleepover in 4th grade, we were going to the fair cause i was staying while my parents were out for a week. his mom got us ready and this is what she did too him and me🤣

[MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor]

Deadass be feeling like they were taking out all their unrealized dreams and stress on your ass ALL THE TIME

[shrum]

My Russian parents: get ready by yourself, idc if your a lil baby, when I was your age I cooked Borscht and fought bear.

[sohanbhakta]

The Asian parents, HAVE I WORKED SO HARD THAT MY CHILD CANT GET READY BY THEIR DAMN SELF???

[Cheetosareniceu]

Mexican Parents: GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THAT!

[fried_chicken]

Me who gets ready by myself:I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of u

[blueberrynebula]

Asian parents be like:
I THOUGHT I TEACH YOU ALREADY

WHY YOU STILL NO KNOW HOW TO GET READY

[wkiera]

It's like the black parent is trying to punish the kid, but in a subtle way so we wouldn't notice

[-cookingvibeswithvivi-]

I’m not black, but both my parents do that:
“STOP MOVING YO HEAD!!” *them smacking lotion onto my face* me: 😦👁👄👁

[peachypufff]

STOP THIS IS SO TRUE-
“If you move your hand again imma pop it with the comb. *stop moving.* ”

[danielatowa]

Did you spy on me ?🤣 This is the definition of my childhood

[obsessed]

My mum: don’t move your head I’m combing your hair!
Me: I don’t think I have any hair left for you to comb, you ripped it all out-