🎵GRAND THEFT LOCO: Tommy 2 Trainz🎵

Thomas The Tank Engine from the Island of Sodor? Nah, this is his legally-distinct, non-union equivalent from the wrong side of the tracks, Tommy 2 Trainz. Yeah, you better believe this ain't no kids show deal with a Ringo Starr-type voice over... we already did that video back in 2020... it was called Thomax the Track Warrior and it was very good... you should watch it after you watch this. ANYWAY, today we're giving you Tommy The Train like you've never seen him before.

He's straight outta Sodor, and dropping diesel-fuelled fire on the mic in your new favourite Thomas the Tank Engine song. Remember Thomas the Dank Engine, yeah? You loved that Thomas the Tank Engine Biggie Smalls remix, didn't you? And all those other Thomas the Tank Engine meme rap songs that had DMX, Eminem, and pretty much every rapper of the last 30 years. Well, forget 'em! You don't need them on your playlist anymore. All you need is The Kevin Bennett and Grand Theft Loco!

Produced by Tom Jenkins and Ben Michael
Lyrics by Kevin Bennett
Pre-Production by Liam McKeown
Additional Material by Ben Michael

Compositing by Liam McKeown
Edit and additional VFX by Jason Alan Dewey

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[mashed]

Tommy is coming at you like a train... on all your favourite music streaming services!

[KevinBennettMusic]

I'll narrate for my homie Tommy 2 Trainz any day of the week.. Love making music for Mashed. Can't thank you all enough!

[CEOofTrains]

I genuinely love how James is absolutely fucking blinged out. That dude couldn't go 5 seconds without begging for a fresh coat of paint and you know damn well he would've worn as much jewelry as he wanted if he could

[Trackmaster_Tehachapi]

As a Thomas the Tank a engine enjoyer myself, This song goes harder than the iron used to cast Thomas’s Boiler

[frenchiesottises]

I think the funniest part about all this is the fact that Thomas is wearing a snow plough. He canonically *hates* those things.

[gnogman]

seeing Thomas absolutely ravage other children’s show characters is something I never knew I needed

[ItsTrainBoy]

It gets funnier when you realize James is 110% accurate.

[isaackehler]

As a kid, Gordon was my favorite train, and now Im a stoner. Coincidence? I dunno Im too high to tell.

[nostaldec]

Henry busting out of his tunnel was genius.

[BrandonPilcher]

As someone who went through a Thomas the Tank Engine phase as a toddler, this slaps!

[donaldscottishengine]

as somebody who's been obsessed with thomas all my life, i can confirm this is thomas going through a rap phase and i'm sure he'll learn a lesson at the end of this story, but that's a story for another time.

[SE_]

As someone who watched Thomas as a kid and still is a Thomas fan, i can confidently say I love this a lot

[StuartStudios]

This is the Thomas reboot we didn't want, but we all needed.

[Stardust-]

As a kid who grew up on Thomas.... I love to see my boy Thomas making a name for himself

[HUBE]

Wow, I never thought I would vibe with a Thomas the tank engine song

[generalmindel]

This is what happens when Thomas gets finished watching all engines go, he's had enough. Plus this better become a real album, nothing but respect to Thomas.

[haggi]

Why is this so dumb yet so brilliant in execution?😂

[joshuasousa]

“Where the fuck is my money, Percy?” Thomas puffed. He had just got out of prison for doing a drive by on poor Bertie. Now he was threatening to run poor Percy off the rails for a measly 2 G’s.

[TrainCarsKiddo]

As a die-hard Thomas fan, this goes insanely hard ngl

[nikkysenpai]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS MAKE MY CHILDHOOD OF THE SHOW 100 TIMES BETTER MAN, THIS WAS A VIBE