I used to be so HIGH around my mom

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From my Comedy Central special 'Talking to Myself' produced by Bill Burr. Watch the entire thing now on my channel!

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[ArgyleDinosaur]

"Do you have anything wet like water?" I'm crying because that's so accurate. When the cottonmouth kicks in, it kicks in hard.

[melwasnevergivenaname]

The dead eye quiet "get it" is the absolute rocket over the ledge

[MAOUSOfficial]

The “I’m just a little tired” is what gets me 😂 it’s so real

[zachwright]

“do you have anything wet, like water?” Got me howling 😭

[anokat]

hahah, one time when I was a teen I was on psychedelics and I really needed water. After hyping myself up for a few minutes, I decided to go to the kitchen, where I'd have to pass my dad in the living room. I made a bee-line for the fridge, but of course he started talking to me and I absolutely could not keep up with what he was saying. I thought I had a perfectly straight face, but then he was like "why are you smiling so much". All I managed to say was "because water" and fucking ran off back to my room 😂😂

[spookayghost]

One time I was really stoned and I posted on Facebook
"I wish there was a way to relieve cotton mouth instantly." And my uncle commented
"You mean water?" 😂

[clayreshdboyce]

The high raised eye brows trying desperately to keep your eyes open 😂😂😂. But our high asses don’t know it doesnt work like that

[derekhasabrain]

I'm 22yo living with my very mormon parents and I'm high all the time, and it's honestly funny how they still haven't commented on it despite me sometimes literally raiding their fridge at 2:13am from the munchies

[setiyasadri]

I showed this to my mom and she said
" She looks like bugs bunny if he is high "
😂😂🤣🤣
I watched this so many times and I love her ☺️

[unhookedwings]

That dead stare omg I’m dying 😭😭😭 I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARSSSS

[everydayvacaytaj]

I never thought anyone would be able to impersonate the way your mouth looks when you're really stoned

[rawdaaljawhary]

"A pot roast? Get it?" 🌿 I love that!!!!

[DY_Wyd]

"Do you have anything wet like water"-amazing sentence

[Serene_Haze]

I'll never forget laying in moms backseat asking for a cheeseburger. She took one look at me and knew...she got me the cheeseburger, God love her

[taylorcassell]

Her laughing at herself after asking for something wet like water sends me every time

[LoreCatan]

"A pot roast. Get it?" With the dead eyes completely fucking killed me, great bit.

[mikeyangel]

My mom would know when I was high because she would wake up in the morning to discover all of the old leftovers in the fridge were eaten. She called me her little garbage disposal. It wasn't until I was older that she revealed she would purposefully move any leftover dishes that she needed to be finished to the front of the fridge so it would be the first thing I saw when I got the munchies. I love her ❤

[brianam.]

Why does she look like Pete Davidson with that expression? 🤣🤣🤣

[jessetheplant]

Me being high in the kitchen sitting on the floor in front of the fridge drinking several apple juice boxes and leaving a juice box pile and then my parents walk in also high and start laughing while they grab snacks and leave to go go be high elsewhere

[jessb]

That face would make me piss myself immediately, if I came around the corner and saw that. 😂 😭