Everyday Things You're Consistently Doing Wrong

We all have bad everyday habits, some of these things are unique to us, and some of these are collective. Luckily, you have us to point out some of the everyday things you do wrong and the simple life hacks that will help to resolve these. Here are a few things most of us have been consistently doing wrong.
SPOILER ALERT!!! A condensed list is below:

[OllieScott]

It's like running a non stop marathon?! It can't be a marathon if it's never ending! A marathon is only 26.5 miles!

[aurelian]

I don't cut the cake; instead, I eat it directly with a spoon in 3 mins

[sakatan]

"There are a lot of battery charging myths on the Internet. Here is our own!"

[nzacido]

1917: There will be flying cars by 2017!
2017: How to pour orange juice into a cup.

[bobjones]

The Everyday Thing I'm Consistently Doing Wrong is clicking on videos that tell me what Everyday Things I'm Consistently Doing Wrong.

[superboy]

Another thing you're doing wrong:
Watching this video.

[runningoncoffee]

Someone: *breathes*
This guy: this is *wrong*

[MzKrystalPaul]

The cake is a lie.

There is no such thing as "Leftover Cake." What is this madness?

[cantorlok]

I'll peel my banana however the fuck I want.

[bufgrzx]

Be Amazed, why dont you dip your face in a bowl of moisturizer and wait for your skin to absorb it?

[signofzeta]

When I take a dump, I tend to ponder about what I have been doing wrong with my life, so I end up in there for half an hour.

How the heck am I supposed to squat for half an hour?

[V]

I've been charging my Samsung Galaxy S5 since May 2014 while I'm sleeping and never changed a battery.

[upulgovinnage]

Number 1 bad habit. wasting your life away watching YouTube videos

[rickedmondson]

I take a shit how I want to... And if ur cake last long enough to get stale YOU ARE EATING IT WRONG 😂😂😂😂😂

[visionsofpromise]

1. Charging phone
2. Cutting a cake
3. Holding a steering wheel
4. Going to the bathroom
5. Wearing headphones
6. Peeling a banana
7. Using antiperspirant in the morning
8. Washing your hair
9. Applying moisturizer
10. Pouring juice

You're welcome

[yaaaass]

When u said ‘going to the bathroom’ I was like-

What have I been doing wrong my whole life

[Linkario]

As if I wake up in the middle of the night to unplug my phone at 99%

[Rymden]

The first one about charging is completely bullshit, when your phone reaches 100%, software kicks in and stops the charging so it never actually overcharges, this is true on iOS and Android and Windows phones.

[UncleJams]

Did anyone hear him say the national TRANSPORATION safety board? I did

[andyjay]

Don't know about you... But I think I've watched FAR too much YouTube once it starts telling me how to take a POOP!
Butt... I suppose if you took this valuable YouTube tip to the National Hemorrhoids Convention you'd get a standing ovation!