ASMR | The WORST First Class Pilot Ever (Roleplay)

Thank you so much for choosing ORIAN Air today as we fly you to your destination! First I want to make sure you have a nice and relaxing experience! Please enjoy our ASMR techniques while giving you your food service, entertainment, and MORE! Enjoy and please DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!

Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
01:34 - Flight Rules and Safety
04:02 - Food and Drinks
08:37 - I eat dog food for you all...
08:47 - In Flight Entertainment
09:54 - Overpriced Headphones
12:32 - Airline Library Books
14:11 - In Flight WiFi
16:09 - Neck Pillow
18:30 - Flight Spa Treatment
21:40 - Outro & Goodbye

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[ASMRMusings]

14:20: The wi-if here is only a one-time fee of $99.99. We only charge that much because… WE CAN.” 😂😂 Ryan droppin’ truths on how companies determine pricing. This was hilarious. And truly no expense was spared on this flight. Wait— was that dog food?! Damnit, Ryan!!

[rawkstar]

Ryan’s the only person I would allow to say “moist”

[GavVAyt]

So much moisture at the start, already a 10/10 masterpiece

[rxstarmade]

I hope he never stops doing asmr! He's too good at it!

[noodle]

Bit awkward that I'm the only passenger sat facing towards the back of the plane

[abbyxoxo]

“Airline pilot forgets the word “passengers” exists for 23 minutes straight

[kxllxs]

Ryan: got a little bit stuck on my finger there
Me: *jumps up* NO DONT-
Ryan: *licks it and has the face of regret*
Me: 👁👄👁 why-

[jonbenoit]

"Grab a child and start shaking him screaming were all gonna die " 😂😂😂I lost it !

[whoisalevxa]

Hey Ryan! Every roeplay you do, I pretend I’m actually there! You are the only ASMR person that I actually watch!

[GrabaCuppaPodcast]

The only thing that would have made this better would be if at the beginning he came over the speakers and was like "this is your pilot speaking, just letting you know that I'm working from home today. OK thats all." And then end the video.

New joke for the benefit of one angry man in the corner: in my opinion the single thing that would have made this video more humorous would have been if the pilot communicated to the passengers that he was at home. However, the co pilot was also flying the plane so there was no danger. The plane could also easily land itself due to great advancements in modern technology.

Also F34R Slayer (edgy name btw) please would get lost. Ideally in a plane without a pilot.

[srpnda]

Mid way through I just realized that he’s supposed to be the pilot💀

[ripthedz]

“An open flame on a plane can be very dangerous considering the air pressure” proceeds to light the lighter😟😟

[tdoggthemcgod]

Ryan is the only person that can make my mouth water talking about dog food 🤣

[ciasharkvr]

8:44 the moment he realized he messed up

[Urfavblondjulia]

I really like this role play! You should definitely do more videos like this!

[A_Bookish_Obsession]

Omg I feed my dogs those and the fact that you got the dog food on your hand and then put your fingers in your mouth.... my guy you are a fucking trooper that shit smells and tastes so gross (It's accidentally splashed into my mouth while opening it before.) I appreciate all that you do for us. And I cannot express that enough. <3

[ceaselessshadow]

i feel like there are passengers who actually deserve this treatment lmfao

[catlovertje]

Everyone talking about his moist towels pronunciation but i see no comment on him eating that dog paté🤢

[mauriciomf]

Ryan is the type of guy to do an Underwater/Merman Roleplay and STILL find a way to incorporate the lighter into the video

[zane_editz]

The dislikes are the people that didn’t like the moist towelettes-