Cromwell's Invasion of Ireland in a nutshell

Ní gnách cath gan chomha. 1649 worst day of my life.

(NOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T ABOUT RELIGION IT WAS ABOUT CUTTING OFF THE ENGLISH ROYALISTS FROM THEIR IRISH CONFEDERATE ALLIES)
lmao who cares nerd

[DreadAnon]

I, 🙋 A.B., 🆎 DO 🤌 PROFESS, 📖 SWEAR, 🤬🤬🤬🤭 AND PROTEST BEFORE 😺 GOD 🟣 AND HIS 👉🚹 SAINTS AND ANGELS, 😇 THE I 😊 WILL, 🔮🎲 DURING 💀 MY 🥵 LIFE, 💓 BEAR 🐻 TRUE 🥶 FAITH 🚫⛪ AND ALLEGIANCE TO MY 🔒 SOVEREIGN LORD, 👑 CHARLES, 🤡 BY ⏩ THE GRACE OF GOD, 🙏🏼 KING 🤴🏻👑 OF GREAT 🇬🇧 BRITAIN, FRANCE 🇫🇷 AND IRELAND, 🇮🇪 AND TO HIS 👀💯 HEIRS AND LAWFUL SUCCESSORS; AND THAT 🥀 I 🙋♂️ WILL, 🤴 TO MY 🏿 POWER, 🔋🔋 DURING 🥵🥵 MY 😵 LIFE, 💯 DEFEND, UPHOLD AND MAINTAIN, ALL 💯 HIS 🚹👏 AND THEIR 👥 JUST ✨ PREROGATIVES, ESTATES, AND RIGHTS, 👌 THE POWER 🏼 AND PRIVILEGE ✊ OF THE PARLIAMENT OF THIS REALM, 👽 THE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS 🚨 OF IRELAND, 🇮🇪 THE FREE 🆓 EXERCISE 🙆 OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC 😇⛪ FAITH 🚫⛪ AND RELIGION ⛩ THROUGHOUT THIS LAND; 🇮🇪 AND THE LIVES, ☯ JUST 👌 LIBERTIES, POSSESSIONS, ESTATES, AND RIGHTS 👌 OF ALL 💯 THOSE 😘😖 THAT ⏪👀 HAVE 😣✅ TAKEN, 🚀 OR THAT 🏻 SHALL TAKE 👊 THIS OATH, AND PERFORM THE CONTENTS THEREOF; 🙈 AND THAT 😏 I 👨🔨 WILL 🎤🙏 OBEY AND RATIFY ALL 🤔 THE ORDERS 😫 AND DECREES MADE, 👑👑 AND TO BE 🐝🐝 MADE, 🏠💰 BY 🍂 THE SUPREME COUNCIL OF THE CONFEDERATE CATHOLICS OF THIS KINGDOM, 👑 CONCERNING THE SAID 🅾️ PUBLIC 😞 CAUSE; 💋 AND I 👁️ WILL 👏💰 NOT 🥰 SEEK, 👀🙏 DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, ANY 💬 PARDON OR PROTECTION FOR 4️⃣ ANY 👏 ACT 😏 DONE, ⏳ OR TO BE 👏 DONE, 🔨 TOUCHING THIS GENERAL 👘🔰 CAUSE, 🔄💋 WITHOUT 🚫🚫 THE CONSENT 🤫😉 OF THE MAJOR PART 🏻 OF THE SAID 💬 COUNCIL; AND THAT 👏👉 I 😎👀 WILL 😛 NOT, 🙅♀️ DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, DO 👺 ANY 🈸 ACT 🎭💛 OR ACTS 🎭 THAT 😐 SHALL PREJUDICE THE SAID 💬 CAUSE, 🔄 BUT 📷 WILL, 👏 TO THE HAZARD OF MY 👏 LIFE 🤔👌 AND ESTATE, ASSIST, PROSECUTE AND MAINTAIN THE SAME. 🏆🤷 MOREOVER, I ℹ️ DO 😍 FURTHER 🔙🤔 SWEAR 🙏 THAT 🚟 I 👉🤳 WILL 👏 NOT 🙅🏻♀️ ACCEPT 👍 OF, OR SUBMIT UNTO ⭕ ANY 🕺 PEACE, ☮ MADE, 👑 OR TO BE 🐝 MADE, 👑 WITH THE SAID 💬 CONFEDERATE CATHOLICS, WITHOUT ❌ THE CONSENT 🤫😉 AND APPROBATION OF THE GENERAL 💂 ASSEMBLY 👩🏭 OF THE SAID 💬 CONFEDERATE CATHOLICS, AND FOR 🔰 THE PRESERVATION AND STRENGTHENING OF THE ASSOCIATION AND UNION OF THE KINGDOM 👑 OF IRELAND 🇮🇪 THAT 🤔 UPON 💰 ANY 🔥👏 PEACE 💞✨🌞 OR ACCOMMODATION TO BE ❌ MADE, 👉 OR CONCLUDED WITH THE SAID 💬 CONFEDERATE CATHOLICS AS AFORESAID, I 🤫 WILL, 🌽 TO THE UTMOST OF MY 🧚 POWER, 🏼 INSIST UPON 💰 AND MAINTAIN THE ENSUING PROPOSITIONS, UNTIL 🕛🕛 A PEACE, ✌ AS AFORESAID, BE 🐝 MADE, 👉 AND THE MATTERS 😤💯 TO BE 😹😹😹 AGREED UPON 💯👦 IN 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ THE ARTICLES OF PEACE 😌 BE 🐝 ESTABLISHED 🏻 AND SECURED BY 👋👋🏊🏼 PARLIAMENT. SO HELP 🦎 ME 😳😭 GOD 🧔🏾 AND HIS 👨 HOLY 🙏 GOSPEL.

[teal_m_]

Oliver Cromwell looked at Ireland and said 'not miserable enough.'

[TemplarBlonic]

Ah, a historical meme from DreadAnon— it’s like a refreshing glass of water after drinking so much soda.

[pseudomastix]

And *THAT* is why half my family "disappeared" in the 17th century.

[Fezwald]

“Hah, those Protestants, up to no good as usual”

[jimothybilliams]

Man, my Gaelic is almost good enough to understand wtf he said but not quite

[zlosov]

Ollie: Is Irish
Also Ollie: We speak the Kings Language in my presence [runs you down with armored cavalry]

[boneman-calciumenjoyer]

Ah yes, deepfried Dreadanon is best Dreadanon.

[sonofangron]

English Royalists 💪 Irish Catholics

Hating Oliver Cromwell

[АлександрПанков-юй]

CROMWELL? MORE LIKE, CRINGEWELL.

THIS MEME WAS MADE BY JESUIT GANG

[Comedy-Mode]

this is legitimately one of the best memes I have ever seen

[JustAgreekPassing]

"Do you believe in God?"

Irish: "Not really..."

"So why are you Catholic?"

Irish: "To piss you off."

[thomaskovacs]

So much death and destruction over disagreements about a foreign Jewish god!!

[lydia-is-bored]

My poor ears... (I had to wear headphones while watching this, I hate myself.)

[Jilktube]

I might like your history dubs as much as your 40k dubs. Maybe even more just cuz you breath life into memes that are sparse to begin with.

[onecertainesquire]

Song is wrong by 30 years King Billy will make you pay for improper use of a song as based as Lillibulero

[BirdieSenpai]

As Cromwell's 12th great grandson, I found this absolutely HILARIOUS. No hard feelings, Irish Catholic folk?

[Snakedudelife]

“We speak the Queens English here!”

“heh eh, BOOF.”

🎩
🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[odettefahy]

My home town has a Abbey that was burned by Cromwell

[DeBarryEsq]

the portadown massacre did not happen, but it should have.