Nazeem's about to catch a blade flirting with Serana like that - Skyrim

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[theknitby]

1.2k views 👀 looks like people really don't like the notion of Nazeem with Serana

[Broencoat-Zombies]

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen Nazeem in the cloud district

[baliorne]

"why do you kill nazeem every time you play?"
It's a service to the people of Skyrim

[wafflingmean]

Serana low key threatened to castrate him and he had no idea.

[samfrancisco]

With him talking to Serana like that, might have to put him in the cloud district myself

[Dloin]

That's not flirting, that's sexual harassment.

[D_Angelo_Da_TMNT]

As DB got up from the table the first thing to come to mind was Nazeem going " Why do I hear boss music?"

[olympusthedarkone]

Bro instantly got up from his seat ready to catch a bounty

[TheHuskyK]

She really said she’ll bite his “succulent meat” off. Considering that it’s Nazeem, he definitely deserves it 💀💀

[marciomartins]

When I think it's impossible to have ANOTHER reason to kill Nazeem he surprises me...Now I'm heading to cloud district.

[DavidGarcia]

Nazeem should thank the gods both Dragonborn and Serana are calm on this video, otherwise the Soul Cairn would have been the best of the possible fates

[jacksongibbs]

Here’s how I took care of Nazeem during my most recent play through:

First, I went to a fort I’d already cleared out and scavenged a pair of footwraps from the dungeons. Next, I killed Nazeem and trapped his soul in a black soul gem. After that, I used the black soul gem to enchant the footwraps with resist frost. And lastly, I reverse pickpocketed the enchanted footwraps onto Silda the Unseen in Windhelm.

So in this play through, Nazeem’s soul is being used to warm the feet of a homeless woman who lives in the coldest, bleakest city in Skyrim.

[snailmail]

In all my years of playing Skyrim, never once have I killed Nazeem. Punched the living daylight out of him a few times, yes, but never outright killed. Now I have a reason to. I believe the Soul Cairn is looking for a new resident.

[YEgar]

Now where do I put my empty Black Soul Gem? This time, he has crossed the line for treating her like that.

[robertmurphree]

over 1000 hours of skyrim and Ive never seen this interaction. Then again, Nazeem is usually dead as soon as I get to whiterun

[darthimreaper]

We need to have Manslayer make a vid with "succulent meat" line

[TriTomMaximum]

"Just let me put your adoring face to good use- do you hear chanting?"
Dragonborn about to level up his Two Handed Weapons

[MB]

nazeem: "I've heard more threatening words from my wife, get lost."
serana: "you're the one sexually harassing me."

[crackingly]

Dragonborn: allow me to introduce you to my friend, *the soul cairn*

[Ottomancat]

She wasn't talking about murdering him. She was talking about how much it would hurt if he put his junior in there and her sharp teeth would definitely tear it apart.