Uncle Samsonite XXL

He's back.

"Pony" by Ginuwine, from the "Magic Mike XXL" trailer.

[jacksoncordray]

I'd pay actual money to see a movie of this

[rewtytewty]

This is why i leave my lights on at night

[andregonzalez]

Mom: what are you watching son?
Me: uhh ... porn

[matiastorres]

The ear wiggle is by far the most disturbing part

[paranoiddroid]

Pamtri should collaborate with this man immediately

[Mitch-rdgs]

My future grandkids are going to see this one day and wonder what the fuck happened in 2016

[ConnerTheEsquire]

I think the creepiest thing about this character is that his intentions are not clear. He never actually says what he wants, he just... stands there. Staring. RIGHT in your face.

[SCWood]

Fun Fact: Every Thanksgiving I rewatch the entire Uncle Samsonite series in in celebration of the anniversary of when I first discovered this series.

[kranianus]

Only if Uncle Sam didn't have to do the satan face, he could be a good sugar daddy.

[artisti.o]

Uncle samsonite's kinks:















*Spanking*
*Ear wiggling*
*Roughness*

[halo]

Who else would get down with uncle Samsonite if he came into your room??

[Cyranek]

crazy how much the budget went up for the sequel

[imnotfunnybro]

Imagine seeing this and being paralyzed.

[ihsiegewhydoiplayit]

why am I watching this before bed?....

[Dt____]

like if you would ride Uncle Samsonite's pony

[piplup]

Oh god not more. OH FUCK THE END







We need to find this as a horror movie.

[captianawesomeify]

Can you make like a 30 minute movie of uncle samsonite

[Epiiko]

This series was one of the best things to happen on youtube, and I really hope it returns

[shoosh]

Jake are you gonna make a longer vid or even a vid explaining the origins of uncle samsonite?

[swampybogard]

We need a 30 minute sequel explaining this majestic tale. I dreamt of Sampsonite last night, this means something...