[SS13] Clown Adventure

PLEASE someone add an option to chose different TTS voice if you roll the clown. I had to edit out tts on this one.
Anyways. yep, just an average clown shift. Superlube slips even if someone's already on the floor. Did the prisoner get the shoes? Is sec bad? Was counterattack successful? Is captain the hero of the shift? Where is laughing borg now? Who knows!
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[DDDloki]

As usual, the clown becomes a super trooper by simply staying alive.

[tarapapi]

-prays to god for staff get super lube pill instead
-get attacked by random assistant and have shoes stolen -
-proceed to murder the assistant to within an inch of his life then take back shoes
-put lube pill into vape pen and blow lube smoke slipping everyone
-get attacked by security and locked up for no raisin
-try to mine bananium but get kidnapped by man eating lizards from lavaland
-held hostage and forced by said lizards to gain access to mining shuttle so they can invade the main station
-said invasion ended in a few minutes with all the lizards dead and clown was fined 10000 credits for hostile action by Captain (downpayment of 69cr was given by clown with promise of full payment next day)
-Same Captain entrusted clown with nuclear authentication disk and is handed to him in a briefcase(why)
-Xeno queen spawn in the station
-immideiately run into maints without protective gear whatsover and get facehugged right away
-call Xeno queen fat and throw chairs at xeno queen
-almost die by vore to an invisible xeno
-saved by captain who was just there by chance to take back the Disk
-successfully escape into shuttle only to turn into worm as soon as the shuttle arrives at destination

typical clown round

[МилеевМатвей]

"*pats clown on the head" perfect

[anonjohn]

Guess the gods have a good sense of humor this Round, praise be.

[thSurge]

Admin intervention and being a central part of the roundend are classic peak clowns. Fighting the queen ineffectively for minutes on end, however, is truly next-level.

[robo]

The captain bursting through the window to yell at the clown for having the disk then saving them was so high teir

[default]

the *clutch* captain showing up to end that vore session for the _disk_ of all things; damnnn. that's some clown luck right there.

[leoromeli]

Borg proceeds to kill queen and fall off the shuttle, laughs in tha face of drifting through space.

What a Gigachad

[truefreeman]

Praise be to the Honkmother for such a gift to be bestowed upon thee.

[dell]

I like how the Captain pops up from a broken window like all is fine and clown just had his borrowed Gameboy or something.

[thestonemason]

I was fully expecting the clown to eat the pill again because it tasted like cherry

[TheRyufen]

hero borg falls from escape shuttle laughing

[AlienO]

"PLEASE someone add an option to chose different TTS voice if you roll the clown" Absolutely agree.

[DustyPazner]

Station ripped in half... corridor to corridor... room by room... you kill the crew. Down to your last mag you and your team look down the hall... "honk"

[julietkilo]

Captain:
"Get up Clownurai, we've got a station to save"

[systemrebted]

Remember, you can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.

[Thekentuckyrebel]

Wow, captain hand delivered you to queen. What a simp.

[theinnocentpotato]

Wow, I was the ash walker who kidnapped you, I was intending on sacrificing you when some of the others convinced me that we could use you to get on station!

[Nickyonzaza]

2 minutes and 14 seconds in
already broke a escalation rule
i know this will be a good one

[MrSenk]

Концовка как будто "продолжение следует" хД