Unlikely Lines To Read In The Bible | Mock The Week

In this segment of Scenes We'd Like to See, our comedians suggest things you'd never read in the bible. #MockTheWeek #DaraOBriain #TheBible
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[Wimpoman]

"And it had all been a dream."

[CycolacFan]

You tell Hugh is the voiceover for every advert being made today.

[williamcrowe]

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!"

[tenagoble]

Shared this with a minister friend of mine, he thanked me for sharing this with him, he had a good laugh about the references!

[KakaCat]

Reminds me of the scene in History of the World. Mel Brooks (playing Moses) comes down the mountain ..carrying 3 tablets .. says "God has given me 15.. ".. drops one... "uhmm 10 commandments".. 😂..
Much more funnier visually of course.. great movie.. the scene with last supper was hilarious aswell .

[jbcatz]

“It rained for forty days and forty nights. A typical English summer.”

[eurogryphon]

And Abraham opened the scroll. Inside he read, "We have been trying to reach you about your oxcart's extended warranty."

[Bladesmessofplaylists]

i used to hate the song silent night because a baby had just been born, it would be screaming its head off and the mother would still be in pain it makes no sense

[aboemusic]

Jack Whitehall's joke got me chuckling... slightly reminiscent of Rhys James' Pret a Manger gag.

[kjamison]

And Jesus did turn the water into wine and the guests commented that the best had been kept for last. The HMRC inspectors took a very different view of this sudden appearance of alcoholic beverages on which the host had paid no duty.

[andycontento]

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[bethdocker]

Poor Jack tried to get to the mike about 5 times and kept getting cut off 😅😢

[leopold]

And the snake said unto Eve, “Eat the forbidden fruit.” And Eve replied, “Fuck me, a talking snake!”

[SJohann]

Anyone have a link to the Scenes we'd like to see where Andy Parsons quotes Life of Brian and everyone joins in?

[kyleterry]

Mary and joseph left 1 star reviews on the Inns that refused them entry

[quizmaster]

"And one of the Three Wise Men hit his head on a low-hanging beam, to which he uttered, Jesus Christ.

And Mary turned to Joseph and remarked, Verily this is a better name than Dara."

[michaelscott]

Jesus spoke unto his disciples, saying, "One of you will betray me." And lo, Judas did begin to shove breadsticks into his satchel, and claimed an appointment elsewhere.

[bikeny]

Born in a stable. Beautiful. My parents used to ask us that whenever we left a door open. Alas, I was not.

[jeffcarrollshock]

"Don't worry" said John "I know this man who will save us all with his magic powers"

[chrisgarton]

And Jesus said to the crowd, “Let one who is without sin, throw the first stone.” Then the first stone was thrown and Jesus said, “Mom.”