MY BLADE

Well, you know what they say about big blades...

… Big monologues.

This is an animated D&D/Fantasy parody!

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Voices:

Myself

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Music Credits:

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

#dnd #animated

[omegaacestudios]

You bet he coated that toothpick with the lemon he just ate. Just to make it sting more XD

[Fipsh]

I love how barbarian is not a hero, but just fighting evil for his own satisfaction

[Halvos]

See what people like this guy needs to learn is, the barbarian doesn't fight because you're evil, he uses the fact you're evil as an excuse to do horrible things to you.

[uhltide]

"So you know it's good."

We need an edit of this line after every statement.

[SWATDRUMMUH]

Fun fact: the runes on THE BLADE is dwarvish for "I have autism"

[cahdragon]

The toothpick was strong enough to clean the barbarian's teeth and not break, so of course it's one of the most powerful weapons in existence.

[andrewroy]

He had NO REACTION to eating a lemon. Turn and run, dude.

[Takenmynameandmycat]

The best touch is that subtle sniff the barbarian gives after the “smells like lilac” comment, like he’s actually genuinely interested in that particular bit.

[The-Brazilian-Man]

Well, at least he heard the villain's entire speech.

[YourWickedFuneral]

1:15 Dear god he ate that lemon without so much as a single pucker, we truly cannot comprehend his twisted psyche.

[esmith]

"It was too small to be called a sword. Minuscule, thin, light, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a speck of raw wood"

[littlehorror]

Break vorpal blade with neck...yep that on the bingo card

[sirdropkick]

holy shit i just realized the barbarian started counting the stabs, he isn't stopping till he hits one million

[LeoZhao]

I like the extra detail of adding the Disney logo to emphasize how evil the blade is

0:34 for people who still cant find it...

[Hellothere-ssjq]

1:02 gnome, not g'nome? You got scammed

[chaosfriedeggz]

The Barbarian eating Lemon like an it's a sweet apple is far more horrifying than anything he has done previously.

[rodrigorebollos]

Has the same energy as
“ My Game was forged by former AAA developers, worked on for 8 years ( so you know it’s good ) and cost over 400 million dollars to produce “

[arnontzori]

0:42 I keep coming back to this video just to hear him sing "My blaaade" in this part

[Darklight]

"So you know it's good" has the same energy as Dracula's "you little shit."

[inspectorjavert]

The blade broke because the enchantments countered each other. If you have every single one, that means you have an enchantment that dispells enchantments or an enchantment that decapitates and another that heals at the same time.