Ultimate High School Slander

school slander (because school)

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[General_MacArthur]

high school coach: 🤡

middle school coach: 🗿

[hypoel]

Very true, the Nerds in the classrom when they have a 99 when you spend all the week to study and get a 3 is very unfair

[mlijah]

I once had to inform the staff that the boys bathroom had no soap. It had been months. Nobody used soap once in months. They just said "yeah boys are gross, so nobody reported it before you lol"

GUESS IF IT GOT FIXED. GUESS.

[typicalchannelname]

0:38 You know damn well that, even if they taught anything useful in school, 95% of highschoolers wouldn't pay attention.

[xbox]

I'm currently in 11th at SRA, and the "getting to your next class" one was unbelievably on-point. Today I had to take the extra long way because people decided to congregate at the key entrances to the hallways instead of the air-conditioned building to the immediate left made specifically for that purpose

[and]

Reminds me of one of my high school teachers, his theory that we should only sleep 6 hours a day, spend one hour eating, and the rest of the time studying, and "you don't need privacy"

[LaptpMarc]

You should have put history teachers. They are usually pretty chunky physically but they are gigachads in the way they do the best possible for the students to be interested in their class.

[MSnow-puqs]

I'm starting to think that "forget everything what you've been told back in school" thing is universal

[spaceguy_]

1923: by 2023 we will have flying cars
2023: *m e m e*

[labooba]

0:26 is PAINFULLY relatable. My school had half of our bathrooms and a whole section of one of the main hallways closed off for construction throughout the entirety of my senior year. At one point we only had one bathroom open at the very farthest end of the building because one of the hallways had plumbing issues and got toilet water everywhere. I graduated a couple of months ago and my junior friends got to come back to all the bathrooms open again with a whole other new washroom section having been built in the cafeteria along with an outside lunch area with chairs. Worst year of my life so far finally over with though

[ezax]

I swear school construction one was so true i have gone to 3 different schools, everytime i change school they completely change the whole school and add stuff that were missing for decades

[X-SPONGED]

0:26
Fr bro😭
When I was in kindergarten, the complex was in a literal cage. Now it has 4 giant floors, a large auditorium with soundproofing and an actual soundsystem. They even have a fish tank at the front parking lot💀💀💀💀

[Snowball]

if you make another one please include how english teachers are somehow always on maternity leave

[astronaut]

It’s not Slander, because (by definition) Slander is untrue. This is all true.

[QP]

Highschool math is where I learned the lesson of relying on/teaching myself, when my Algebra 2 teacher would just stare at his computer. I told him “I’m bored put me in the honors class”. My school counselor came up and was like “oh honey I don’t think that’s a good idea”… this is also where I learned you don’t actually have to listen to your teachers/superiors “suggestions” because I did it anyways and got a 99% in the class. I ended high school with calc 3, if I had listened to the teachers I would’ve lucky to make it to stats😂

[bigbalooga]

0:26 very true my school was building a full astrology centre the year I graduated, I watched it getting built but never saw it completed.

[cobaltguyyyyy]

Gym teacher in any country in latin america: either a hot teacher or the biggest gigachad (theres no in between that i had no joke)

[nbgoodiscore]

0:23 Bruh that's so true! The moment I left my 100 years old high school they started renovating the infrastructure.

[Fadzi]

0:26 Very true. The moment I walked out of the school gates after the graduation ceremony, the new state-of-the-art multi-purpose hall opened up, two new olympic-sized swimming pools sprung from the ground, all the computers in the lab got graphic-card upgrades, the toilets all got replaced by Japanese toilets with seat warmers and the cafeteria suddenly earned three Michelin stars.

[arghyaprotimhalder]

Yesh just 1 months later after graduation, fully maxed out air-conditioning, swimming pool, better canteens and dining, big spacious auditorium, bigger assembly, better school trip locations.