Getting a freebie crime on your birthday

[calvinandhabs]

What freebie did you get for your birthday?

[DocFumachu]

32 and he still fell for the old "wanna shoot my gun" stick.

[PapaSmurfK]

"Watch out, he's got an acorn!"

[gabrieldias]

I laughed so hard.

You guys make the most random s**t 😂😂😂

[MangoMotors]

Birthday freebie crime. The lesser known little brother of the purge.

[SFSWhiz]

I got forgery, so I forged an ID with my birthday everyday of the year and Now I’m unstoppable! Mwhahahaha!!!

[Crazy-mxdc]

Can I get a Freibier instead of a freebie?

[epicblueflamedragon]

the government doesn't let me talk about my freebie birthday crime, unless it's my birthday, but then it counts as the crime

[nielvincentpaolopantalla]

"hey you heard the news where the local orphanage burn down?"

"No but i was the one that burned it"

....

"Its my birthday"

"Oh ok"

[TheGhostofJTWalsh]

You guys are so weird, and i love it.

[Freshhaltefolieable]

Seeing this on my birthday feels unreal. Thanks for the laughs :D

[beowulfsrevenge]

"Oi! Do ew 'ave a louicense fur that finger gun?"

[mr.n]

"Oh im so sorry sir I didn't know it was your birthday, you may continue robbing the bank"

[steamedjams]

Is this why the UK monarch gets two birthdays

[WxzZ]

Freebie crime on a birthday?
Buying a ton of baby oil then

-diddy probably

[yeah_idklol]

i never realised i needed something like this

[mabuwu]

Unrealistic, no cop would ever be this mad at a white person

[averagebrawlstarsyoutubeuser]

all right, gotta use my freebie today, wish me luck

[haiderreshamvala]

I actually felt sad for the literally 32 year old man....💀☠️💀

[nl-ocew]

He said sorry? Must be a canadian cop.