Stan Twitter 101: I'm telling you as a human being, it's weird and you are weird

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me to people who are outside without masks on

[biley]

0:10 me when i put my dirty dish in the sink because i dont want to wash it

[sewah]

Me when I was 5 talking to my newborn sister

[sanriocondom]

0:08 my low self esteem when i look in a mirror 👁👄👁💅🏽

[pipo_pipo_]

When a spider crawls too close to me when i was clearly leaving it alone

[ktaa]

when kids in elementary school would flip their eyelids inside out

[vanhminglianitochhawng]

me trying to convince my friend Aisha Ahoomun Beyng that it was my other friend Wuaird who spread those nasty rumours at school

[lalo]

Me to my dogs when they eat each other’s poop

[Kiyokiscorner]

Me to people who are going to parties during miss rona :

[kiwikawaii]

When Sia was entering Beyoncé's house and she realizes that there were no free grammys and the door had been locked

[chlxbear]

0:10 dads when they don’t want to take care of their kids

[bodyody]

every single person on this planet to me:

[strawberryari]

People that actually like going to school

[eldtorl]

me to people who ship real life people

[mtalnjoyr]

popular girls at my school bullying me after posting stop bullying on their instagram story

[MJ-zqzg]

Me struggling to explain why Barbie being a mary sue is a good thing

[broccoli]

My Google Home Assistant after our 5 hours chat:

[Divinegirl]

WHO IS THIS GIRL SJDJDJD I see her reaction videos on twitter all the time 😭 I kinda love her voice

[YorchNoproblem]

Shane dawsons fans when they found out he 🥜ted on his cat.

[ursamjr]

me when nagito talks about hope or does anything really.