SATYRDAY DIRGE ROCK VOL V

In Satyrday Dirge Rock Volume 5 The Cabbit introduces us to the members of the band

CABBIT - [/ˈKABəT/]

OF THE KINGDOM ANIMALIA ANY GENUS FOUND UNDER THE FAMILY FELEPORIDAE.

THE CABBIT IS A RECLUSIVE ANIMAL SELDOM SIGHTED, IDENTIFIABLE BY ITS RABBIT LIKE EARS AND A CAT LIKE TAIL.

VERY LITTLE IS ACTUALLY KNOWN ABOUT THE CABBIT AS MOST PEOPLE WHO'VE GONE SEEKING IT EITHER FOR SPORT OR PURSUIT OF SCIENCE HAVE GONE MISSING OR MET WITH A GRIZZLY DEMISE AT THE GRIM HAND OF NATURE.

WHAT IS KNOWN HAS BEEN PIECED TOGETHER FROM NOTEBOOKS, A FEW PHOTOGRAPHS AND EVEN FEWER RARE AUDIO RECORDINGS RECOVERED DURING VARIOUS SEARCH AND RESCUE MISSIONS FOR MISSING SCIENTISTS FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE.

MANY ACADEMICS DISPUTE THE EXISTENCE OF THE CABBIT CITING A LACK OF REAL PHYSICAL EVIDENCE SUCH AS DNA. FROM THE EVIDENCE THAT DOES EXIST WHAT IS CLEAR IS THAT THEY ARE VERY MUSICALLY INCLINED CREATURES AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

RECENT RUMORS OF A BAND OF CABBIT MUSICIANS RELEASING MUSIC VIDEOS BILLED AS DIRGE ROCK ON THE INTERNET, WHILE YET TO BE PROVEN A HOAX, ARE VERY DUBIOUS INDEED.

IT IS LIKELY THAT THESE CREATURES DO NOT EXIST AND THAT IF THEY DID WOULD CERTAINLY PLAY MUSIC OF A SUPERIOR CALIBER TO THAT WHICH IS CURRENTLY ATTRIBUTED TO THEM. THE GENERAL PUBLIC SHOULD BE WARY AND VIGILANT LEST THEY HAVE THEIR CONFIDENCE AND TRUST BETRAYED.