Types of Beat Saber Players

So I'm getting a lot of comments on how I recorded high quality gameplay on Quest. That's because it's not quest gameplay, this is the PC version of Beat Saber and the game is streamed via Virtual Desktop on the headset. So I am technically not playing on Quest, that's why it doesn't look like shit.

You should have seen my poor laptop trying to edit 1440p60 gameplay with 4k60 footage from my phone. I tried cooking eggs on it but they burned.

Timestamps:
0:00 1 - The new player
0:22 2 - The casual player
0:34 3 - The expert+ only player
0:47 4 - The player that moves too much
1:22 5 - The player that doesn't know what a wrist is
1:39 6 - The mobile player
1:53 7 - The player that doesn't know what arms are
2:09 8 - The 360 no scope player
2:44 9 - The dancing player
3:13 10 - The maybe a bit too competitive player
3:31 11 - The no wrist strap player
3:46 12 - The poor player with integrated graphics
4:06 13 - The lazy player
4:22 14 - The overconfident player
4:50 15 - The player that thinks he looks cool from the outside
5:18 The end

[jadanshaffer]

I always think I'm the dancing player, but in reality I look like the player that moves too much.

[nuggetice]

lets admit it.. we all looks stupid playing beat saber, we're all just standing smacking thin air with a 2 pound chunk of technology on our faces LMAO

[Arkdia]

The best way to play definitely: dancing and moving too much. Vibing is the way

[RosieWolf]

Lmao the last one is such a mood, with the music playing and moving to the beat I always feel so badass, but then the other day my sister was playing it and I was watching her… and I realized how incredibly stupid it looks 😂😭

[mnkyman]

Ok im just clarifying this but, everybody knows that NO HUMAN PERSON will look cool when playing beat saber... I did not expect this to blow up, but only some people look cool

[SylasColbert]

His room looks like what you would see in an oculus ad

[Styxintheriver]

The new and casual players not swinging thru the whole arm arc and getting less points causes me physical pain.

[genapruitt]

Oh my goodness! This was so much fun to watch! I'm new to Beat Saber and to VR in general, but have played it enough to appreciate this video! Too funny! Definitely a keeper in my "Funny Stuff" and "VR" playlists! Thanks so much! 🤣🤣👍👍

[melonkinn]

He played beat saber on a smooth floor with socks on and didn't slip. What a legend.

[mordi]

I have no shame in admitting that I move around dramatically when playing. It's so much fun.

[Eggo]

Here’s the logic behind moving too much you feel like a superhero and you get this year sensation when hitting the blocks that’s great and then you never wanna stop playing

[cease]

Type 16: the player that’s too distracted by how weird they look when playing to actually to play

[-stevbrlne-]

the moving too much and dancing ones touched me personally, but I don't dance like that, I dance with my head and hands only because I play online and I want the other people I'm playing with to see it! Plus I don't think anyone on earth is confident enough in their balance to lean back on one foot like he did in a real game, for fear of either messing up or killing themself by accident lol

[Lizzie_]

At least you're getting arm exercise! :D

[reduke]

You gotta admit, dancing to the beats in this game is so satisfying. It just feels right.

[akstefan]

My grandma once saw me doing this, and she not knowing whats this, started to panic and wanted my mother to call the ambulance for me🤣

[jessicateper]

My favorite part was the player that does not know what a rist is because it’s so smooth

[ZavGhoul]

Hahaha I love this! I miss playing beat saber.
Also don't forget about the one that barely moves, or only uses their wrists.
The over aggressive one, the one that always gets first place, the block tapper, the sudden ducker, the one that pretends they're a YouTuber 😂. Oh and the one who restarts the song everytime they miss one note.
Haha thanks for making this! 💖💖💖

[_sonic]

you forgot the:
player who’s just happy to be able to play the game at their friend’s house because they can’t afford a PS4 or VR headset

[alansmithee]

For number 15 remember:
"It is impossible to look cool with a box strapped to your face - don't try."
- Sun Tsu, the art of war.