Did anyone else’s mum do this or just mine..?

[goliath_red]

“Suicide Walrus” sounds like an amazing party game.

[toastercatx]

Mums know fine well the stupid sh*t you're capable of and giving every opportunity to avoid "i told you so" 😂

[hydos]

Always losing it on the suicide walrus 😂😂😂

[MissLoveSong]

When you go grocery shopping together and you walk on to the next aisle and you suddenly hear her scream your name hysterically because she thought she lost you, even though you're already like 14 years old

[scbtripwire]

If she felt the need to say that, there might be a reason, Russel! ;)

[andRubymakes]

I am failing as a mum 😢 my daughter is 17 & I haven't told her these yet, how has she survived?😮

[rentisme]

Yea suicide walrus was the best, so was steve

[auroraice]

that was my grandma for me, my mum is the type of person to balance planks on the bath then place a ladder on top so she can reach the ceiling when redecorating (yes she did that, i held the ladder)

[OneWingedRose]

The first time I walked to school (as opposed to being dropped off), mum followed me in the car... driving very slowly the whole way to make sure I made it and didn't get kidnapped lmao.

[Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Even now, my mum gives me useless advice like this. Advice you'd give to a two year old.

Then there's the advice she gives me about stuff she knows nothing about. Things I actually studied at uni.

[mariekamerdula]

When my kids were teenagers, i learned pretty quick that you NEVER say "DONT". It puts the idea their still not formed brains....

[catherinedavy]

My Mum was somewhat similar. Had a great giggle. Thx 😂

[alienangel]

Um, my mom literally had to tell me these things after she found out I was playing games called "spray hair spray on your hand and light it on fire in the dark and see the cool blue flame", "how close can a pair of scissors get to your eyeball without touching it", and my favorite, "electrocutie", wherein I would stick something metal grasped in my bare hands into a power socket and see how far I would fly across the room. Do I have to mention I was homeschooled and bored out of my mind?

[CRMcGee]

Don't let children play with metallic keys near a wall socket. As my nephew put it; he tried to unlock the small door on the wall, and something bit him!

[kjamison]

mum: “Have you got clean pants on?”
me: “Yeah.”
mum: “You don’t want to be knocked down by a car and go to hospital in dirty pants.”
me: <thinking> “If a car knocks me down, I’ll sh*t myself…”

[victoriamilonas]

Reminds me of my favorite kiddie book That's Dangerous!! Written by a French psych husband & wife team. Don't put alligators in the tub with baby. That's Dangerous!!

[cindye]

I am always incredibly distracted by how much he looks like Minnie Driver. I had to make sure they weren't related. He's hilarious though.

[AweInDivineTime]

😂 It’s funny ‘cause it’s true! We only have ourselves to blame if we don’t warn you of the worst case scenarios of life, hereby intriguing you to create them. It’s a conundrum really. 😅

[rubif]

My son allready had scissours deep in his leg. Running with scissours is real.

[irisdejong]

No but you can’t imagine what kids think of, I could tell you as a nursery teacher 😭😂😂