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[brookem]

my mom and i were so excited to see our quote!!! thanks Jimmy!! she still can’t find the aisle where the manners are in, LOL

[barbarameyer]

Mom and dad had friends named Hershey. I asked her if the Hershey bars were coming over. She said, yes, one with nuts and one without.

[zbeebs]

Magic Jack's - he'll deliver, it just won't be pizza

[boloxe]

"You'll realise only after I die" every mother's fav. Line.!! 😁❤️

[ShelbyZealand]

My mom can NEVER remember any man's name, ever. Everyone is "Steve."

[sophiequinton]

My mum used to say "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."

[DJTisALeaderInFertilization]

What isle manners are in?👍🏼🤣 you came out of my personal space. Best ever!

[bethhc]

I’ll never forget when we got our first Publix grocery store when I was living in Augusta, Georgia. My mother was so excited she called me and said “Guess what?? We have a new Pubic’s grocery store!”

[dahianaredondo]

My mom looked over and there was a big sign that said “a quarter for a pound of clothes”
and she got excited and said ¡let’s go there!! ¿can you believe they sell 1 pound worth of clothes for just a quarter?!
-It’s a laundromat, mom. You can WASH a pound of clothes for a quarter

[sandrajohnson]

My mom was born and raised in rural Alabama so she had a lot of 'interesting' sayings. My brother always hated to go to work and when he was still living at my parent's house, many times my brother didn't bother to get up. My mom would call me some time later on and be so angry at my brother. She would say, "Mike didn't go to work again today. I found him piled up in the bed". I always laughed when she said that but I couldn't let her hear me laugh or it would make her even madder.
My mom would be talking about someone in our family (as usual) and say, "she hasn't got the brains god gave a billy goat". She would also tell us that we "don't know diddly squat".
When my mom would get upset with me and my sister because we had been out (we were grown), my mother would say we were "burning up the roads".
I wish I could remember more of the funny things my mother said but she's been gone for a long time and my memory isn't very good.

[sarahalbers]

My mother still reminds me that I should have married my college boyfriend. That was about 43 years ago. This is a regular reminder.

[Littlebit]

They were building an LA Fitness in my area and the local news anchor called it a La Fitness. LOL

[ShanesQueenSite]

I work in I.T. However my mother insists on telling people I work in computers.

(Sounds like I’m inside the computer... thanks mum)

[katiehobbs]

My mom calls stupid people "onions". I'm so used to hearing it that I started to call people onions too and instead of getting offended (like I want them to) they get confused like "did you really just call me an onion" 😂

[mooey]

I thought she was gona say “all my friends are dead” lol

[katherineknapp]

When my mom sees a squirrel she says "squirrel " it can either really funny or really annoying depending on my mood. But I can't ever see her stopping it and it's just makes my mom that much more epic! I love you momma!

[MeZaVeRoNiCa]

Our almost two year old ran towards my phone when she heard Jimmy Fallon’s voice. And gave me a high five 🖐

[angieclausen]

When I got married my mom’s advice was to never use birth control, ”It’s more exciting to see if you can make it month to month 😂

[ShanesQueenSite]

When I joined a local band (very casual, just 5 people having a jam) my mother asked if I had signed a contract. 🤣

[piratejoan]

Priceless! Mom & dad quotes are the best!