the most recognizable phrase in every video essay:

Want to send me something? Do it here:
PO Box 7887
Bonney Lake, WA 98391

[turbo_marc]

Or also "now keep this in mind because it's gonna be important later."

[NotJustBikes]

"... but I'll talk about that in a future video"

[Liggliluff]

Worst part is when they don't even get to that and just forgot it

[aintwritebacktho]

1. Plankton
2. Farts
3. And
4. Then
5. Dies

[CloudLoveASMR]

Even better is “but that’s a story for another video” and the other video never happens.

[ignaciotorovillacura]

I hate when video essays tell you they're gonna review and argue about a TV show and it's characters but they just read out loud the Wikipedia sinopsis from every episode

[Solaneceae]

or the always fun "foreshadowing is a literary device-"
"that definitely won't come into play later..."

[Navarro]

1. Never
2. Misses
3. The
4. Absolute
5. Legend

[michiganmajin]

This reminds me of that one Hard Drive article: "6-Hour YouTube Video Essay Doesn’t Have Time to Get Into That Right Now"

[__Hamlet__]

0:16
Jimmy Carter sure looks different from what I remember.

[doga]

The whole "essay" just being a synopsis of every episode in order is spot on

[fapuloes]

Video title: "Uncovering the truth behind Disney's WORST crime."
The actual content: A review of every episode of Disney’s Adventures of the Gummi Bears

[ash_]

"Don't worry, we'll get to that later" doesn't sound like 5 words.

[CherubCow]

You're welcome

0:01 JFK knows about the aliens
0:04 LBJ is an alien
0:08 Nixon hunts LBJ
0:15 Carter covers up the aliens
0:20 Professor Fart begins revelation of the method to prepare the public for aliens
0:30 Piss and Fart show confirmed aliens

[dabatman]

“Remember that, it will come back later.” By later they mean in 2 hours

[Llozstuff]

Was gonna watch this video but I'll get to it later

[nakenmil]

Back when I took a writing course for academia, they would have MURDERED me for implying more info on something would come later. It's supposedly a sign of poor structuring.

[Laptic]

don’t worry we will comment that he never misses later

[gominho]

I once saw a really bad video essay where the guy would constantly say "keep that in mind". Like, It got to a point that I had had to keep so many things in mind I got overwhelmed and gave up watching the video lol.

[jrightly]

I love when a video essay features no less than 40 minutes of text on a screen being read to me.