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#shorts by @PhonyTexts #shorts30

[kenziee]

"what would u do if i was beside you?"
"eat my cereal"
lmfaooo 😭

[ArminaAjruli]

"I'll probably have to fart" WTF BRO😂😂😂

[CAYishim]

“Mission failed we’ll get em next time” 💀bro fumbled so hard

[drizzlingskies]

"Wanna come over later?"
"nope. im good"
"WHY NOT?"
"ill be busy eating cereal"

[yourfavblonde]

“then I’d get out of bed and go get cereal” lmfao 🤣💀

[zzzxlin]

“what would u do if i was beside u?”
“eat my cereal”
✨eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE✨

[GoldyyYT]

"Ugh you never wanna have sex" got me dying 😂 💀 edit: TY FOR 479 LIKES GUYS

[amandakule]

“what about after u finish the cereal?”
“i’ll probably have to fart”
i can’t 😭🤚🏼

[londonbusfanrex]

"If there was no cereal, what would you do?"
" *Get out of bed and get cereal* "
Lmfao bro 🤣🤣🤣☠

[brilliantbrothers]

"I'll probably have to fart"
Got me there 😂

[TaelynSarocky-xkef]

"I'll probally have to fart"
"Milk makes me gassy"

Lmao

[Penguin]

“What after you finish the cereal?”
“I would probably have to fart.”

✨ Emotional Damage ✨

[kayleepeterson]

"U never want to have sex"

"Bc you say shit like that when I do!!!"

[iamblueberry]

“lol i mean if the cereal wasn’t there”
“then i’d get out of bed and go get cereal” wtf💀✋

[alenal.]

i’ll probably have to fart got me dying on the floor and the bed

[APerson]

“Wanna come over later?”
“Not in the mood.”
“Why?”
“I’ll sit here eating my own cereal!”

[tankys]

Bro's got his priorities straight, he needs to eat and gain energy before the work out...a true man right there.

[Itz_Toca_Lilana]

“I’m not in the mood”
“Ugh you never wanna have sex”
Got me wheezing

[Gozi_Arrik]

Atleast both of them tried to RIZZ each other up 😂😂

[sophekyw]

guys: “why don’t girls give us hints?”
the hints girls give: