USA Smashes Olympics: Best Way To Ruin A Global Celebration

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Hi friends,

This week I wanted to share my thoughts on this year’s Olympics. We’re witnessing history as far as the politics involving Russia and China’s ability to participate, American Olympic athletes testifying that they believe their sports to be unfair because of doping, and athletes going for record amount of medals in their sports.

The world has eyes on Simone Biles and Noah Lyles as they aspire to Olympic greatness. Beyonce introduced team USA and Snoop Dogg carried the torch.

I also talk about what it is like for my friends who have in laws in their lives now.

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Video Directed by Jacob Menache
Recorded at The Comic Strip in Calgary, AB

[JoshJohnsonComedy]

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[melissastory]

The condom to athlete ratio reminds me of when they asked the astronaut Sally Ride if 100 tampons would be sufficient for a 6 day expedition 😂

[stephenomenal]

Curling isn't just foreplay...it's floor play.

You're right, I should leave the jokes to Josh. I'll see myself out. 🏃‍♂️💨

[xombiemike]

This dude can just get up there and make whatever is going on in the world at the time funny.

[shannonyoshioka]

My son and I had the best time at your Denver show last night. My two favorite lines: "If they're not careful, they're going to accidentally teach..." and "The airport's got you!"

[Fifthelement]

“In the night of my life I went through… 2” 🤣🤣🤣

[mkburwell]

In the summer Olympics, the commentators will be like "this guy recently sprained his ankle and look at his come back." Winter Olympics is like "this man died last year on this event and came back for more."

[chrisvainio]

I was security in a hotel where the mixed national curling championships were happening. That week, my job was to try to keep the curlers quiet enough so that the other guests were not disrupted. I was very friendly, and they all liked me and called me by name, but I didn’t have to stop them from playing miniature golf in the hallways and running around the hotel topless. I was 20, I was definitely younger than any of the curlers.
When I would finish my shift at 3 AM, they would want me to come party with them, even though I was the killjoy, asking them to keep it down.

[LinemanT]

8:30 Can confirm: Used to throw Discus. Never threw it past that impressive line. Got plenty of "aww" reactions and went home alone

[dragoredrox]

"There's only 10000 athletes- they have condoms" 😂

[jasonsmith]

When Russia hosted the World Cup there was a Burger King ad that said "if any woman has relations with a famous soccer player she wins burgers for life for contributing to making the Russian soccer gene pool better" omg hahahahah. It was a real ad.

[Xanderviceory]

what gets me about you is that I've never seen you do the same joke/story twice, nor reformat the same punchline to a different set up. I've seen several comics over multiple years where they did verbatim the same set to the exact note, which was a major let down. but you... you never stop coming up with fresh material. like how you can do a special when all of your work now is so damn good and fresh... I'm a life long diehard fan of stand up and the culture around it and you sir are an absolute S-Tier comic <3

[gekoh]

Small town near us has a community board game night and we have been going since last year. We recently learned that one of the old ladies we have been playing games with won a medal at the tokyo Olympics and that her son was conceived with an Olympic medalist runner. He definitely fits your expectations of what an Olympic baby would look like.

[KimmieArgyshev]

I live in The Netherlands (I’m Dutch) and I am extremely over the top picky when it comes to stand-up comedy. There are very few who I like, and out of them I only love Bill Burr. I discovered your channel only recently, and I have watched already so much of your videos. You are absolutely gifted when it comes to being a comedian, they way you build up your stories is really fun. I’m looking very much forward to seeing more of your videos ❤

[fizzles]

josh you not been watching enough behind the scenes of equestrians. THEM THIGHS SIR. the HIP CONTROL NEEDED. you're not often wrong but I really took offence on behalf of the horse riders 😂

[shay]

I love how he's slowly sprinkling in the sport names. How are there so many virgin-adjacent ones 😂

[maplelump]

As an equestrian, I should be offended by the joke about our sexiness, but really bro... I am covered in shit, snot, and mud on a regular basis. So... you right.

[AutisticEthics]

“No one has ever been attracted to horsemanship” 😂 so excited for his reaction when he meets a British person. Edit: meaning cause Equestrian is the hottest sport and i learned that from my English mama

[djtrackmatic]

Netflix, can you please give this man a contract?! 💯💯💯

[rachelgates]

“Is anyone WATCHING the sport?!” That got me!! 😂😂