Oh Long Johnson Cat (With Accurate Subtitles)

Worked hard to find out what the "Oh Long Johnson" cat said at the best of my knowledge and ability so I made subtitles for you all to easily understand.

[Morlok]

"Why I eyes ya all the live long day" is the most ominous thing!

[JO-kplk]

Don Piano was a very ruthless
mobster. Yep, this is the original
interpretation that Colonel the Cat's parents
...."All the live long day."

[chrislee]

“Why I eyes ya” has become an essential part of my vocabulistics.

[AG-vdxe]

Thanks for the subtitles. I've had trouble understanding his accent

[Racquet.]

The first line says “Oh, hell a dog”

Like the cat is scared, even though it’s another cat lol

[OffTheRailGaming]

Holy shit he really does sound like he's saying that.

[MasterOfTheElements]

Poor kitty he's so adorable and scared

[Kanashto]

Troubling friend who cant benefit from advice and all I can ask him is "why I eyes ya?"

[I-AM-PHIL-ANSELMO]

Oh long john... oh long john... oh long johnson. Oh don piano.

[Lumina_Umbra]

Whenever I have a tough work week I check this video out 😅

[stevesearle]

I haven't seen this video in years!😂

[Underthemoonlightallnight]

smacks lips lmao, quoted this whole thing on my Facebook to see if anyone else seen this funny shit Lol. Some were laughing hard cus they knew. Some confused so had to send video lol. This ones The best on you tube besides the one with two cats talking saying okay, okay back and forth before saying quick act real cute so we can get treats lol. Who ever do the words to that one was genius haha. Some people have a nic of humor for that and nail it. 😅

[christinab]

Perfect!! You are now baptized into the Don Piano, Long Johnson fold 🥳

[tommasomasaracchio]

The other cat was left so speechless it could only meow 00:29

[tommasomasaracchio]

The other cat was so surprised and astonished by the story that he forgot English at 00:29

[covenant]

"oh my dog" hes definitely not thinking about a dog 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤hes thinking about how long is johns johnson 😂😂❤❤❤❤

[Internetuser]

What if that's how cats named each other?
[Adjective] [Name]

So far we have:
Big Billy
Long Johnson

[RockKetchup]

"I no no no or not so much when no of the lions."

-YouTube Automatic Spanish Subtitle Generation translated to English

[barbieworld]

Long johnson was a brave man... he didn't come back
Do you know why he got the name long johnson when he dies he lives along he is alive in everybodies hearts he has a long life


Oh long johnson hold on tight oh

[friesiancat]

Fifty years from now our college students will study this as poetry or literature.