save me a slice 🍕

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whacky woohoo pizza man(old) getting angry over pizza slices its enough slices he said
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[Nomad-vchx]

Vergil’s hell: Psychological and physical torture at the hands pf Mundus
Dante’s hell: Fucking up a pizza

[CesarGameBoy.]

0 Slices - Dreadful.
2 Slices - Cruel.
4 Slices - Basic.
6 Slices - Appetizing.
8 Slices - Splendid!
16 Slices - Satisfying Servings!!
32 Slices - STOP STOP STOP!!!

[fobo]

can definitely see dante getting irrationally mad about someone doing this

Edit: Guys the point is that dante's watching a video of someone cutting pizza

[Luca-owpm]

And those that tasted the bite of his slice, named him The Dough Slayer

[NobleHunter]

He would have been Devil Triggered if he added olives after all that.

[TheSillyMichael]

He paid for 8 slices, now he needs to pay for 32 slices 😭

[khornelordofskulls]

i can just imagine Vergil sitting down reading V's book, growing more and more angry with each "thats good" from Dante

[iFlashboy]

I LOVE how Vergil is in the other side of the room and yells at his younger brother

[craftyearthythend]

I have no right to belittle the one cutting the pizza after what I've done to mine.

[FrogFraction]

even under such extreme mental torture, dante still speaks positively. This is key to his personality. Not in the stoicism way, but in the protect everyone's smiles kind of way.

[Puddledrowner]

This is vergil just _JUDGEMENT CUTTING_ the pizza

[TheRealDoomSlayer]

Dante will share those slices to Doomguy.

[alexisrios]

Dante: Who ever keep slicing this poor pizza like that is a demon a 100%! I gotta hunt em down!
Vergil: Dante it’s 2 in the morning!
Dante: Ima going!

[Werewolfwrath]

0:02 I just love the way Dante says "Save me a slice".

[Puddledrowner]

Imagine Dante, Vergil, Raiden and Doomslayer meeting together

[DxviNights]

Shut. up. dante. - Vergil 2023
Edit: okay why the hell i got tons of likes?

[CarterM]

Vergil irritated at Dante's video reaction is a topping.

[anotherguttersnipe]

Did Reuben and Dan actually voice this? Sounds too coherent to be AI.

[LordProteus]

Eating a pizza sliced like that is more of an experience than a meal.

[Hyperion-]

He'll cut that pizza into even thinner slices.