The Most Annoying People on the Subway

So many weird things happen on the train and there are a lot of MTA-holes out there. All week long we've been handing out cards asking members of our studio audience here in Brooklyn to tell us who they think are the most annoying people on their daily commutes. We compiled the results, and with help from Billy Crudup, Amy Sedaris, Bryan Cranston & Wu-Tang Clan, here are the top five Most Annoying People on the Subway! #KimmelinBrooklyn




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The Most Annoying People on the Subway

[sadhbhnishiodhachain]

My dad is a New Yorker and he said one of his weirdest subway experiences was when this guy was looking at his reflection in the window and repeating, “WHO ARE YOU???”

[shiyiyang]

...and those guys who refuse to buy a pair of headphone

[ginalaperuginanyc]

They forgot the person who falls asleep...on us.🙄😠

[dontbother]

when you're standing and someone has their armpits up on top of you

[MrNateSPF]

0:58 Guy on motorcycle is trying to pull the "I know right, I'm just as pissed as you guys."

[RaveAllNight]

The commuter who is standing over you so closely they they could literally just sit right on your lap because they don’t believe in 6 inches of personal space.

[mecube]

the person who decide to blast their music on speakers. God forbid you ask to turn off or down... even though there's signs not permitting to

[aleomedia]

One time, I saw a family on the train having a picnic. Complete with tablecloth, picnic basket, silverware, and a spread of food. They hogged the 1 center table on the train for nearly the entire ride

[Cinmattic]

Who else thought that was Joaquin Phoenix in the thumbnail?

[tristeng]

Was not expecting Wu-Tang to pop out, nice surprise

[keithswim]

Your writing team must still be back in California this week.

[jasonbean]

We can't have a subway in Florida. It would just flood. Maybe it's for the best..

[jumbie]

They forget the homeless guy who always asking “can I get money for food”

[yawgyamfi]

Bryan Cranston looks so skinny. Is he on "blue sky"?

[MoeMentos]

Funnier because it was so poorly rehearsed.

[goboygo]

New York subway is kind of a soft training for when you visit Paris.

[sonyabowles]

"I have more flavors than the Wu-Tang Clan"... in comes Wu-tang to remove him.. haha.. I didn't see that coming. It should have ended with them performing.

[crazydve]

at 4:37 When Cranston sits down theres graffiti that says "Mr. White" lol

[alexgreen]

I had a guy the other day who got on the E train towards World Trade Center and started smoking on the train it was so annoying and disrespectful. I’ve lived in New York since I was 9(I’m 21 now) and this is the first time this has happened but that guy is the most annoying.

[RaveAllNight]

The commuter who eats a full stinky meal on the train, also related to the commuter who doesn’t bathe and is cousins with the commuter who sprays themselves with loads of cheap perfume, because a small enclosed space is the best place to spray yourself.