best of captain holt's brutal honesty | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

just how many moments of brutal honesty and savage insults can captain holt dole out? Literally just Captain Holt being brutally honest for 8 minutes straight... you're welcome.

From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.

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[adammclaughlin]

"I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life."
"I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you."
"And yet crime has continued."

[cesarvictoriano]

“Don’t people call you Ray?”

*“How dare you….”*

[babyzorilla]

“ if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like”-Holt

[rja]

Captain Raymond Holt is one of the best written characters in sitcoms.

[billyedsatiristry]

"I can't play favorites. You never did when you were in charge."
" Of course I did."
"Really? I never got any any special treatment."
"I think you can do the math here."

OMG seriously underrated burn.

[didemt]

"Who are you? WILLIAM Wonka?" This is so Captain Holt :D

[Robert-hzbj]

"Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con-man's ruse" is still the best life advice I have ever received...

[giannisk]

Fun fact. At the very first episode Holt introduces himself at the squad as Captain Ray Holt.

[colinmartin]

Notice how he says to never take an adult who chews gum seriously, and then later on chews gum

[dariusalexander]

"Any philosopher post Rousseau is essentially a magazine. You rube."

[miles]

1:49 Holt: “do not trust any adult who chews gum at all” 6:48 *Holt chews a piece of gum*

He can’t be trusted!

[nsanders]

I ALWAYS forget about the "William Wonka" line 😂😂

[keennickolas]

Your relationship to PB&J?
"I want a sandwich.
I MAKE a sandwich.
I EAT ... a sandwich."

[MrsBrennaAHyde]

RIP, Captain. You will be sorely missed. ❤️❤️

[yyoveltube]

0:53 tell that to Kevin, your husband, who has a framed picture of you in his office.

[joels]

Man, Holt dropping that truth bomb on Terry is enough to give any cop an existential crisis. ‘and yet, crime continues’ 😢

[tim_m]

Coming back to relive the good times, RIP Andre ‘Captain Holt’

[reeceytaylor]

Holt says if you love someone you'll remember what they look like but he has a picture of Cheddar in his office

[TheDamnBeast]

The "yeesh" at 6:34 sounds ad-libbed and it elevates the burn a million fold.

[patrickn]

"Your mango yogurt"
*WOOOO!*