X-rated Roman Herb Gardens #tastinghistory #shorts

[fennecf]

"a really big HOA violation" is my new favorite euphemism

[Roguefem]

First mistake was moving into a neighborhood with a HOA! xD

[Zelmel]

MAX! DO IT! As a patron, buy that damn statue and when the HOA complains, you become the next HOA president just to spite them!

[Alex-cbgf]

The sad part of Priapus is he couldn't complete the act for which the appendage was meant.

[jcortese]

Max, only you can discuss this subject and make it seem wholesome. :-)

[bills.prestonesq.]

Don't listen to the HOA. Do it, man. HOAs are for if you want half the misery of having a landlord when you literally own the goddamn place.

[sweetmusic]

Your Captain America shirt is giving me a Captain America vs. the HOA vibe ... and I am here for it!

[garbleduser]

If statue lasts longer than 4 hours... without an HOA violation, your neighbors are cool.

[shannondore]

The garden looks good and it would look even better with the statue. Just plant some climbing vines at his feet and hope they grow fast to cover him a bit. Or just throw some boxers on him. 😉

[KiritaWindwalker]

luckily all those statues tend to lose the hanging out bits.. i'd look for one where that has been the case XD

[sallyhartley]

Well, if you do put in the statue, you can use it to hang planter baskets...LOL!

[celticlass]

Oh yeah, I totally forgot about the ancient Roman herb garden! Looking forward to that! Also, the first photo of the god looking down very unamused, because his member seems to have fallen off in the past couple thousand years, is hilarious LOL. Also, very funny re the HOA, but I really hope you don't live in one or if you do, it's not at all Stepford-y. They're not a thing in my country at all, but I hear they can be a nightmare.

[BarbaraSwanson]

Haha! Oh please find one. You can 'dress' up his appendage in hats, scarves...heh. Maybe we need a Pokemon Priapus. Pokepus. Heh.

[DeathMetalDerf]

I could never live anywhere where I'd be forced to deal with an HOA. If I want a rainbow painted house with lots of gargoyles everywhere wearing fancy feather boas and party hats, then that's exactly what I'm going to do, HOA be damned!😁

[ForeignForest_]

A Dionysus statue would be pretty cool 😎

[cairneoleander]

Pfft. Those willfully-ignorant plebs should learn some history. *adjusts fascinus necklace*(read *clutches pearls*)

[mclr]

Willies and fannies are part of life. Can't understand the worry about seeing nude bodies or nude statues.

[lenabreijer]

Hadrian's wall is covered with those phalises. They have winged ones too. So besides the god you can carve them everywhere. They are also good luck symbols, like 4 leaved clover only more fun.

[MysteriumArcanum]

If you can find one you could always use a statue of Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter

[mapatterson]

✨💖✨Well, in all fairness, female fertility goddesses always seem to have pronounced hips and other female attributes, so it’s only fair…. Of course you could always opt to dress his attributes in vining herbs—roses, jasmine, raspberries or hops! Grow him a modesty bush? Okay, if I keep going, Imma gonna get kicked off comments.