Every Mario Kart 7 Track Ranked

I apologise in advance to all the Rock Rock Mountain enthusiasts.

Timestamps:
0:00- Intro
2:18 F-Tier
4:28 C-Tier
7:27 B-Tier
15:50 Battle Mode
17:18 A-Tier
21:47 S-Tier
28:40 Outro

Footage sources:

[ryderls]

MK7 and DS were my childhood, taking my 3ds to school and having vs races with my friends, doing the Maka Wuhu shortcut and surprising people who didn't know about it, thinking about how stupid Queen Bee was, unlocking the golden car parts and seeing which friend was gonna get them first, and the introduction of gliding were amazing. This is a classic

[FixTheWi-Fi]

Watching your and Schaffrillas' mk ranking videos alternatingly is a heck of a contrast.

[grey-c]

I just wanna say I've been really enjoying all of your non-Death Battle stuff, your passion for Mario Kart really shines through in these rankings and it's a joy to listen to

[Orwin_Crossheart]

It's such a joy watching these rankings. Mario Kart has always been a series I've enjoyed and I love these rankings!

Fun fact about Melody Motorway: those goofy creatures that are constantly bouncing are actually pretty much the sentient music notes that help keep rhythm in Wii Music.
So yes, Wii Music did end up having a definitively positive impact at all on Nintendo. It just ended up being used as inspiration for a great Mario Kart track

[Springdude]

18:19 "And said glider section is one of my favorites"

*Wario gets hit by blue shell midair.*

[Sillywillyevr]

This video gave me so much nostalgia. 7 was my first Mario Kart game and this video made me want to open up my DS and play it again even though I own 8 deluxe.

[PumpkinLeaf_]

Finally, someone giving Figure-8 Circuit the praise it deserves.

It truly is a masterpiece.

[EmilNorden]

Mario Kart 7 is my childhood and I love that people give it the credit it deserves.

[endstoneninja]

20:47 I can’t believe that Alpine Pass is called “Rock Rock Mountain” in most places. Alpine Pass sounds so much better.

[ade]

Very happy to see Daisy Hills, Shy Guy Bazaar, and 3DS Mario Circuit get some much needed appreciation.

[Pokemonfan]

The top 3 tracks here are honestly probably some of my favorite tracks ever in Mario Kart. Granted, I haven't played every game, anything before Wii I haven't gotten around to, but I feel like it'd be hard for anything to top them. Tracks where it's more just 3 segments than just regular laps have always been my favorite, like Mount Wario and Big Blue from 8, they just hit that spot for me that I can't describe beyond "This the good stuff". I'm so glad the Wuhu Island tracks are getting appreciation, because they're really underrated from what I've seen online

[partytime]

Again, Biff weed talking about Mario Kart just puts a smile on my face. Idk why. Looking forward to your MK8 ranking when the booster course pass is finished! Might give me some time to make my own cuz this sounds way too fun.

[VKudosV]

I'm pumped To see this video come out Biff, As a kid I Always thought That this game had 2 to none (we ignore Kalimari Desert) bad tracks and honestly, it still stands that way

[ChloeCommentss]

God only just got around to watching this and although some of your takes are a bit crazy, this is really good (plus not burdened by death battles lame af schedule)

[Sunmellows]

Wasnt initially planning on checking this out, mostly since mario kart isnt a game i have too much interest in. Youtube autoplay had other plans, however. And i actually found myself really enjoying this.
Love the energy you have talking about these courses, may go back and check out the other ones too for something to keep my mind busy while i work

[kajavajiek]

Love your Mario Kart videos! Always a treat to see one in my feed!

[CaptainRillaboomArmenia]

26:45 Literally every Wii nitro except, like, the 2 circuits and Moo Moo Meadows: *Hello*

[DonathanXVI]

despite its early-game placement and relative simplicity, my favorite track in mk7 has got to be shy guy bazaar, PURELY because of its amazing music (especially when the frontrunning beat kicks in)

[Jukem]

23:37 MY TRUST: BETRAYED, MY FAITH: WAVERING, MY OPTIMISM: GONE

[dm-sxwf]

Always a good day when we get a Biff Weed Mario Kart Racing Video Game Video.