Spider Reviews

For the discerning spider enthusiast

Select your ideal qualities for a spider:

[TheRaymanFan]

I love how everyone talks like a spider is a common household appliance
*"I bought this one to replace my old spider"*

[pauldee]

"What did you think you were getting!?"
I saw a 1-star google review for the local aquarium that said something like "there's just a bunch of dumb fish here."

[thebigbristolian]

"It's a shame corporate greed is destroying the giant spider industry". That needs to be on a bumper sticker

[spencer]

The "2 people found this helpful" fade-in had me giggling like an idiot.

[stevenyukabacera]

I'm just thinking about a businessman, sitting in his office, checking the "meets expectations" box on his plastic spider's performance review

[ThreadBomb]

It's a shame that so many of our politicians are in the pocket of Big Spider.

[OlleLindestad]

"I know this is not my usual thing"

- Jenny desperately pretending like this isn't the bread and butter of her channel

[liz]

the screaming, shaking spider posing with an orange Vanilla Coke has me CRYING

[jess]

"More legs than spider" is pretty much how spiders are constructed.

[MicoDossun]

Tom just wanted to flex about his solar panel racks

[Xidnaf]

She said this isn't her "usual thing, " but like, talking about her weird hobbies and interests in a way that gets us invested too feels like the whole point of her channel.

[MyPhobo]

I have learned that good spiders are: hairy, large, unique. And that bad spiders are: small, basic, wet, sticky.

[BonafideKat]

I was deeply touched and moved by the oddly shaking spider serenading a can of orange vanilla coke.

[mothcub]

Calling all of my friends "lame weak spiders" from now on when they won't take me to mcdonalds

[gretafreitag]

A review under fake roaches:

"I regret buying these. They are too real looking. What I thought would be a fun practical joke backfired. Oh sure, the kids thought it was funny when Mommy started screaming, but that was just the beginning of the hellstorm which followed me the rest of that day and night. To all the husbands out there, I say wait. Think. But I know you’ll do it anyway. Post videos."

"So because I am an awesome human being I bought these to go in a pinata and to mix into parade candy. Best idea ever. There might be giant realistic looking roaches all over my house and I might have screamed and tried to stop them to death more than once."

"As a fake roach “connoisseur”, I can state that these are probably the most realistic that I have seen. Roaches are so creepy, that even the less detailed and clumsily colored ones do the trick of startling your victim, but these have even fooled me on occasion. The price is very good, and I have no issues with the way they were packed. I didn’t expect to receive plastic roaches carefully placed in boxes like fine chocolates."

Amazing. Why haven't I done this before?

[punkpossum]

That apple wasn’t for scale, the spider was just having a snack

[minnac.]

I can’t believe Jenny has two rooms in her house! Good for her

[SimmerRose]

ok but the grandma who plays “hat” with her 18 month old granddaughter is ridiculously wholesome and I cried a little bit

[contrapasso]

"This is not my usual thing."

You know, with a gun to my head, I could not name your usual thing. But I know that this is definitely it.

[wren]

“spidery piece of junk” yea me too

Honorable mentions:
-Parent who got their friendless kid a spider to act as a sufficient friend
-Lady with spiders all over every window on her home
-Wet spider
-Orange vanilla coke
-Legs
-corporate greed in the spider industry